Attack of the Fall Out Boy Fans

I will never make fun of Fall Out Boy again… The hate mail is rolling in… The problem is that it is in some weird language. Can somebody please translate this for me? Is this Dutch? Is this a poem? I don’t get it.

regaurding yuor fall out boy sucks blog
and how you said pete wentz
shouldn’t even be big
becasue hes not the singer
well he does back up vocals
and he snag in his last band
and his voice is much better then patricks
and pete also can sream like none canso i think
you need to shut
your mouth unless
you know what the
hell your talking bout
becasue you thnk you have
done your resarch
but you haven’t
there an amazing band
with a long story
and im sure that
you would’t like it
if you were in a band
and you were the foucs[which would never happen]
and everyone thought
he sucks
and has no tanelt at al.

so stfu.

I tried to run it through microsoft word but my computer spontaneously combusted. I will update this throughout the day as evidence that the “No Child Left Behind Act” is a serious failure. I think this sums it up:

At least Harry Potter fans are literate. Now back to the NFL Draft and writing about “Do the Right Thing”… I have watched more Spike Lee movies for my anthro class than I care to share.

CORRECTION- She is Canadian not American… What the fuck do they teach up there? Bean I am looking at you.

UPDATE 1: We exchanged messages…

Me: Please learn the english language then come back and talk to me.

Her: how bout you just stfu

Me: Clever don’t you have chores to go do or a mall to go hang out at?

Her: how bout i have to go to work
cause im not a lazy retard like you

Granted she won right there…. Well have fun at work…

“Welcome to Tim Hortons, eh”