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Who needs viagra? Just use staples.

By: Bobby Finstock on 04/13/06 @ 4:08 pm

I got this from one of my friends on myspace today… I had to share it.

Belgrade – A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the Kurir newspaper reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade’s Zvezdara hospital, who successfully removed the pencil, said: “At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

“Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils.”

I just had to post this and ask every guy out there if they felt the pain in their lil dirk diggler while reading this?

I guess the side effects of Viagra don’t look that bad after all. I really hope it was one of those little golf pencils.

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