Attack of the Fall Out Boy Fans

I will never make fun of Fall Out Boy again… The hate mail is rolling in… The problem is that it is in some weird language. Can somebody please translate this for me? Is this Dutch? Is this a poem? I don’t get it.
regaurding yuor fall out boy sucks blog
and how you said pete wentz
shouldn’t [...]

Fall Out Boy Sucks

I was reading Rolling Stone on the crapper the other day and they mentioned something about the new Fall Out Boy video. “…inspired by The Lost Boys, Kung Fu Hustle and the classic sci-fi novel I am Legend” was the phrase that kind of peaked my interest.
I have heard of Fall Out Boy, I know [...]

Baio: Man, Myth, Legend

My straight up man love for Scott Baio is on record numerous times over. (This would be the blog I would recommend reading to understand the power of Baio.) I always thought that he waited by a bus stop in Hollywood for girls moving to LA to make it big, picking out the hot [...]

Amazon WTFs 2: Music

Not to worry my friends, the next round of voting for Donkey’s catchphrase will be up soon, but Donk needs time to sort through the hundreds of suggestions received and pick the ones he likes the best.
In the meantime, let’s chat about some of the poopy music that’s currently in the top 100 on Amazon.com.

Andrea [...]

Skoal and Hershey’s White Chocolate Just Don’t Mix

It was the first year of middle school, 7th grade, and the Donk had turned over a new leaf. You see, in elementary school I was a minor dweeb of sorts, an image I unfortunately did nothing to dissuade by participating in the school Chorus and playing the trumpet in Band; I probably deserved most [...]

People that Scare Me

I am one tough son of a bitch… I eat nails and break them down into thumbtacks before I shit them out, that is how tough I am. I’m so tough that I am man enough to fuck Bea Arthur. But even a tough guy has some weak points. In fact there are some [...]