I will never make fun of Fall Out Boy again… The hate mail is rolling in… The problem is that it is in some weird language. Can somebody please translate this for me? Is this Dutch? Is this a poem? I don’t get it.
regaurding yuor fall out boy sucks blog
and how you said pete wentz
shouldn’t [...]
I was reading Rolling Stone on the crapper the other day and they mentioned something about the new Fall Out Boy video. “…inspired by The Lost Boys, Kung Fu Hustle and the classic sci-fi novel I am Legend” was the phrase that kind of peaked my interest.
I have heard of Fall Out Boy, I know [...]
My straight up man love for Scott Baio is on record numerous times over. (This would be the blog I would recommend reading to understand the power of Baio.) I always thought that he waited by a bus stop in Hollywood for girls moving to LA to make it big, picking out the hot [...]
I am one tough son of a bitch… I eat nails and break them down into thumbtacks before I shit them out, that is how tough I am. I’m so tough that I am man enough to fuck Bea Arthur. But even a tough guy has some weak points. In fact there are some [...]
(Note: There is a debate that will happen at the end of this blog. So if you lose interest or something at least skip to the end and discuss the ultimate debate that I am having with Trista.)
As per usual, on Monday mornings, this is where I take the questions from “Parade Magazine”, which you [...]
Before I go onto my adventure at Toys R Us I have been asked to print a retraction. My friend Michelle of The Great Milk Experiment fame felt that I went too far by calling the smell of her breast milk rank. Michelle didn’t want me to sully the name of her breast milk so [...]
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