I was sitting in my room the other night watching some stand up comedy on Comedy Central. As per usual I would flip to something else when I thought someone was unfunny. After doing this for a few minutes I realized something… The only time I would change the channel is when a Hispanic comedian [...]
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Mrs. Donkey is shamefully addicted to those retarded celebrity gossip mags. Every week she gets a copy of Star, US, In Touch, and sometimes OK. Having been exposed to this tripe over the past few years, it appears that there is a clearly successful formula to creating a successful Celebrity Gossip Mag. [...]
“How to turn down sex in the least tactful way known to man: The meanest thing I have ever said to anyone and my comeuppance.”
I should preface this to say that it might not have been the meanest thing I have ever said. I called a girl a cum dumpster once in an argument and [...]
(This is a three part series leading up to St. Patrick’s Day)
“How to emotionally scar a living room full of kids under the age of 19 with a three am snack”
This is a year or two later after the previous story. Due to the amount of people that were always staying at our house Kyle [...]
The release of the remake of The Hills Have Eyes (haven’t seen it yet, although I hear it’s great) got me thinking about the Master of Horror Wes Craven’s best films. Craven’s had his share of duds (Cursed anyone?) but he’s also made some of the greatest suspense and horror films ever made. [...]
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