(The gimmick: answer the questions that come out of Parade Magazine which comes with your Sunday paper. They are dumb, annoying, and need to be answered by me because I am too lazy to think of a blog on Monday mornings.)
Q. You wrote: “In Hollywood, it’s fashionable to adopt infants from the Third World.” As [...]
So I had a comment in the last blog with a link to this blog where Holly decided to express her opinion on my last blog. I didn’t want to write about this because nobody gives a shit about this thing. I just want to write fun stuff, that is it but I felt kind [...]
So I woke up this morning to see this in my inbox:
Subject: Fuck you
Body: You are a fucking asshole…
Now, I can assume why he said this. Either I banged his mother last week and he found out or it was something else. I am banking on it was this:
Last night I made a choice about [...]
( I taught my 3 year old nephew to scream, “NO WIRE HANGERS.” My mother thought that was inappropriate, what are your thoughts?)
“Any asshole with a digital camcorder apparently can make a movie.”
-Kevin Palmer aka Scott “Freaking” Baio March 23, 2006
“Any asshole with a computer and a blog thinks they are a writer.”
-Everyone who read [...]
So pointlessbanter.net wanted to do a little project with all of the bloggers from the site, an interview segment where one blogger would interview another. I drew Lilnavywife. But well since I run the site and I am way to busy and important to actually interview anyone I have used my show business contacts to [...]
I would like to talk about something that drives me absolutely fucking bonkers twice a week when I attend one of my classes. Something that is so vile that it makes me contemplate buying a gun and mowing people down. Something that gets me so riled up before class that I can’t even think straight.
What [...]
The complete Armand Assante's Left Ventricle archive
The complete Bobby Finstock archive
The complete Donkeysosa archive
The complete Fred Palowakski archive
The complete Slackmistress archive
