( I taught my 3 year old nephew to scream, “NO WIRE HANGERS.” My mother thought that was inappropriate, what are your thoughts?)
“Any asshole with a digital camcorder apparently can make a movie.”
-Kevin Palmer aka Scott “Freaking” Baio March 23, 2006
“Any asshole with a computer and a blog thinks they are a writer.”
-Everyone who read [...]
So pointlessbanter.net wanted to do a little project with all of the bloggers from the site, an interview segment where one blogger would interview another. I drew Lilnavywife. But well since I run the site and I am way to busy and important to actually interview anyone I have used my show business contacts to [...]
I would like to talk about something that drives me absolutely fucking bonkers twice a week when I attend one of my classes. Something that is so vile that it makes me contemplate buying a gun and mowing people down. Something that gets me so riled up before class that I can’t even think straight.
What [...]
I was sitting in my room the other night watching some stand up comedy on Comedy Central. As per usual I would flip to something else when I thought someone was unfunny. After doing this for a few minutes I realized something… The only time I would change the channel is when a Hispanic comedian [...]
(Quick Note: Thanks for everyone that took the time to vote for the myspace top bloggers. I really appreciate people taking the time to vote, and for those of you who voted for me thank you. So for the new readers out there that don’t know this gimmick, I answer the questions from Parade Magazine [...]
“How to turn down sex in the least tactful way known to man: The meanest thing I have ever said to anyone and my comeuppance.”
I should preface this to say that it might not have been the meanest thing I have ever said. I called a girl a cum dumpster once in an argument and [...]
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