Most Annoying Celebrity Phrase – Vote Now!

What is the most annoying phrase currently making the rounds in celebrity magazines and crappy-ass shows like Extra? A panel of experts has compiled the choices for you:

A) Baby-bump

B) TomKat

C) Desperate ___________ (Ex: The Desperate Diva was spotted on Sunday dropping a deuce in Central Park while sipping a Carmel Machiatta)

If you said B or C, you are a retard. Baby-bump is clearly one of the most damaging, dangerous phrases developed in the past 200 years. If you are currently using this term, you are socially irresponsible and a public menace.

However, when you combine all three, you create an explosive cocktail that threatens to open up a gateway directly to the Netherworld, unleashing the foul beasts that tread there. For example (WARNING, Donkey not responsible for those that lose their minds or bleed out of all of their orifices after reading the following sentence):

Desperate couple TomKat showed off Katie’s Baby-bump on the red carpet on Friday in yet another desperate attempt to prove that Tom isn’t a fruit.