Huggies New Spokesperson
I don’t want to sound sappy here or anything but I love my readers. Not in a gay way or in a prison sort of way but in a brotherhood type of way. You are all asking, Kevin or Hoff, why are you so damn sappy today? Oh well because a reader sent me a link to THE GREATEST PROFILE EVER.
Now to make sure the profile/this post/or my page doesn’t get taken down I am not going to post the link to it. I know… I know… you all want to see the greatest profile ever… I however will give you a step by step breakdown of said profile. He is an adult male in Oregon age 52, divorced…. Those are the simple facts, nothing strange really, well let’s dive in a little further.
One of the things that can tell you a lot about a person are the quizzes that they have on their page. I think quizzes on myspace are the dumbest things ever, yet people seem to enjoy them. So that must make me:
a) Better than anyone that takes these quizzes
b) No fun
I am going to lean towards a on this one but that is just me. Anyways the page that this person has on their page is this:
You are pampers, you powdery and papmered.
What Kind Of Diaper Are You?
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Oh go and take it, post the results in the comments. I know you are all itching to find out what shit stained piece of plastic and cotton you are. Go ahead and do it I’ll wait.
Now that you are back… Like I was saying quizzes tell a lot about a person. An adult male with a quiz about diapers can only mean one thing right? That he has kids… Oh no… I think you are way off base. Let me give you a visual clue:
Oh yes baby did a doody in his diaper.
You know I am not one to judge, we all have our freak flag but my god, shitting my pants and having a chick change it does not rank high on my list of things to do. This is probably one of the dumbest sexual fetishes well next to that one where people dress up like giant bears and cuddle.
You all might be saying to yourself, “what kind of sick depraved person would do a thing like that?” Well let’s take a look at his education let’s see what he went to school for:
Major: Ministry
Minor: Pastoral Care/Chaplaincy
That’s right he is a man of the cloth. Now if that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about religion I don’t know what does. Surprising enough he is not Catholic.
Now let’s dive into his blogs a little bit…. Wait before we do that maybe you guys want another picture:
I will never be able to look at Winnie the Pooh shit the same way ever again.
So I start checking out the blogs, there were four… I read through three nothing of note then I stumbled upon this:
PACIFIER DECEMBER
MONTHLY MUNCH
DECEMBER 9TH & 10THPACIFIER (Pacific Northwest Adult Baby Companions for information, fun, entertainment and resources)
We will be having a sleepover/ Christmas Party at my house, located in Keizer, Oregon. Bring your bedding, your footed sleeper/pj’s, change of diapers and a $10 gift. We will have a fun game to play on Saturday with that gift. So the schedule will go like this:
Friday nite: Gathering time, Pizza time, pway time or maybe game time too. And for those who’d like we can have bubble bath time too and snuggling/cuddling time.
Saturday Morning: wake up, have breakfast together.
Saturday Noon: Lunch together at Denny’s Restaurant located on Market Street just off I-5. Note, anyone can join us for this activity, if you are not staying overnight, you’re more than welcome to join us at this time.
Saturday 2:30 pm: Back to my apartment for gift exchange game. Make sure gifts are wrapped and are no more than $10.RSVP me at (removed e-mail) if you are attending all or part of the time together. I will provide info on directions to get to my place.
Ok I have so many questions and statements to make here.
-Who is doing the diaper changing? Do they draw straws for that? Because I mean I’ve seen some of the behemoths I have dropped into the shitter. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to pull a diaper off of me with a 9 inch log python waiting in the wings, and I am not talking about my penis.
-Just figured I would point out the lunch at Denny’s because where to hungry babies like to eat most? Denny’s of course…. I can just imagine our friend in his pooh pj’s with the footies on grubbing down on a moon’s over my hammy. I think Denny’s has found a way to improve on the image issues they have had over the years. “We won’t serve blacks but pastoral sexual freaks; you are more than welcome to eat at our place.”
-This quote kind of disturbed me. “And for those who’d like we can have bubble bath time” When I read that it kind of freaked me out for a couple of reasons:
1) Look at the size of that guy who else is fitting in the bath tub?
2) I think the thought of grown men playing with rubber duckies makes me want to vomit
3) Where do you think the rubber ducky eventually ends up?
4) Do you think Ernie had this in mind when he sang “Rubber Duckie” on Sesame Street?
-What I would really like to be a fly on the wall for is the $10 gift exchange. Do you think pacifiers would be the popular gift? Baby wipes? Teething rings? I need to know the answer to this question.
I think I need to sign up for this guys mailing list I can’t miss out on any more of his parties.
Finally to round things off I am going to leave you with his last picture and possibly my favorite, make sure you look at the crotch region on this bad boy.
Looks like somebody forgot to button up the backside… What a bad mommy…
I am going to go and scrub my eyes with bleach.
Pass the bleach……I think he wants you to spank him, and call him a bad boy…Maybe Trista might like him?
I heard that Trista had a thing for guys in their 50’s that like to be mothered.
I don’t even know what to say. That post was wrong on so many different levels. High Gag Factor…you should post a warning.
The guy in the picture also has a yahoo profile
http://profiles.yahoo.com/dainkyman?warn=1
Sorry Roxanne, I didn’t think people would take it as seriously as they did. It was making fun of a guy that poops in a diaper. But I actually got hate mail over it form other diaper poopers.
you got hate mail? No shit. I knew a woman that had a man ask her to dump on a glass table top while he had his head directly underneath. seriously messed up.
Inky Wonky
Forum: AB/DL General Discussion
Subject: Hi friends, I need your help.
Posted: 7 Mar, 2006 – 11:38pm
I am sending you this “blog” in hopes you can do something with the guy who wrote it about me. He is dasturdly and obviously has no feelings, nor his friends. He needs to be slammed good. I know that not all of you are myspace members not approve of it. But there needs to somethind done to stop this guy from doing this type of crap. Anything you can do to help, I would be grateful to you in doing it. Thanks.
blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=3409398&blogID=95223576&MyToken=b5d8119c-cfac-4146-9b21-3f7e5839350d
Well, I can’t really see why this blog would’ve been deleted. It seems completely logical to me that you did the world a service by pointing out that people like this do exist. I do, however, feel the need to scrubb my brain to get those images out. =)
That is pretty creepy.But funny how few people have objections with BDSM.And did you have to copy and paste the entire article?
That’s nothing.There are people who wank to the OS-Tans.
I understand humour, for all its worth. I think that humour helps to relieve certain tensions in people psyche. It’s a good thing, however it is true to say that all humour is routed in cruelty, and even if this is funny to some people, you must take into consideration it is not to others. As I take it you, the blogger, are a heterosexual male; imagine for a second you and your partner decided to record you having normal sex. Then without your knowing that video is leaked all around the internet for others to laugh at your obese weight, your mole on your back, your large growth on your shoulder or your abnormal hairiness.
If you think this is right, even after the person who OWNs these pictures has complained to you about it, you are one sick individual. Above all, by displaying his pictures you are braking american law, and can be prosecuted. I don’t know whether this guy would, I don’t know him. But it looks to me as though he is pretty open about his sexuality, and I doubt he would mind facing the embarassment of court. Humour is good in the right place, but this isn’t it you went too far. I hope you grow up a bit in the near future.
Ah so they put a link to this page now in whatever forum. Thanks for the traffic.
1) IF he doesn’t want his picture shown why is it all ove r the net on multiple PUBLIC sites where MINORS can go? That is why I refuse to take it down. If a 14 year old on myspace can view his kink then everyone should. It isn’t approprate to post pictures like that on myspace or live journal because minors can see them.
2) Sue me… Go ahead it is public domain. I don’t mention his name or any information. I have the freedom of speech he put his pictures in the public domain. Hell he could just TAKE THEM DOWN off of myspace and then they would go away .
3) This fucking blog is humor. It is a joke. If you want to wear diapers and have someone change them for you so be it. I don’t care. It’s your life, do what you want. I make fun of millions of different things all to get a laugh. Do I really think Paris Hilton should get hit by a bus? No. But I wrote it in a blog. If you can’t take a joke it isn’t my problem. Think back over your life have you made a joke that somebody might have gotten offended over? Maybe having to do with race, blondes, Helen Keller or something else?
Learn to take a fucking joke.
My problem is not the so called joke, it’s the fact you haven’t shown your able to take the piss out of yourself. Howabout you put yourself as the object of laughter for once? You’re ignorant, try and spend the time to understand people’s divulsions instead of attacking them. I would feel really sorry if you ever had a kid who was gay, or had a certain sexual preference which you disagreed with. People like you belong in the 50’s. This is another way of lynching someone, just done though communication absolutely disgusting.
This place is a rats nest for the kind of people you would expect to be the class bullies as a kid. Insecure, unsure of their sexuality and finds the only way to deal with what they experience is to project it onto someone else. It’s sad it really is. You need proffessional help mate, try seeing a counsellor, or if you ahve the money a psychoanalyst.
Luca have you read the rest of my blogs? Have you read anything else besides this post. Look at my blog from yesterday. I for sure can take a piss out of myself. You see the problem is this douchebag points you guys here to get all mad at what I posted. This post is taken totally out of context from the rest of work.
I make fun of everything, most of all I make fun of myself. Read more than ONE post and you will see that.
I am secure in my sexuality and I don’t give a shit what people do in thiers. If they want to fuck a goat that is for them to do. But a grown person wearing a diaper is FUNNY. 300 commentors on myspace agreed before you guys bitched enough to get it pulled down but guess what it won’t get pulled from here and I won’t be taking it down.
No it logs them all and I can choose what is spam… so you can flame away…
If you don’t drop it I am sending his pictures and copies of his live journal and myspace page to the papers in his area. I don’t know if he still works with the church or not but I am sure people would like to know if he has any dealing with kids.
I never linked his myspace page or live journal page in any of my writing because I am not a dick but I can make sure some Christian and child safety groups on myspace get that. Along with anyone else that wanted it that I never gave it to.
You know what I would have let it all go and never posted it here but after receiving death threats on myspace when I posted this blog at this point it is personal.
If I made fun of the Christian right would you guys be as offended? No.
But because it is making fun of your lifestyle you are all up in arms. Guess what? That is too bad. I don’t see you going to other blogs and defending other things peple have made fun of. Hobos… Etc…
And to say it is because I am using his pictures is total and utter bullshit. The are easily found on live journal and myspace. Which I have not linked to either in my writing.
So get over it. You don’t like it, you don’t agree with it, then so be it. I have written over three hundred blogs and I have made fun of myself most of all and then about anything else you can make fun of. Because it hits close to home you are all up in arms. So next time you hear a comedian make a joke about another race you should protest. If they make a joke about someone gay you should protest. If they make a joke about the handicapped you should protest.
But because it insults your lifestyle it is wrong. You are hypocrits.
Oh as far as Luca’s comment about a sex tape. I wouldn’t post the sex tape on the internet to start out with. There is a huge difference between stealing something from somebodies home and taking it from a website where the item is posted for ALL to see.
Also I noticed a link to his live journal page in my comments which I removed because like I said I don’t believe in linking to his profile.
well i for one thought it was funny.
im curious as to why you went into such depth about it as in your curiousness….i wouldnt wanted to know anything more lol i can tell you what my mind was saying at the images….and its not “can i know more” lol
anyway look the pics were fair and square, you didnt mention a name, or any specific info. so…..whatever
the catholics bitch when i bust on the pope lol
oh and p.s. theres people who fuck while smoking ciggeretts. theres people turned on by feet, sweaters, dental surgery and equipment. if you can think of any weird fetish…..there is one…
WHO IS REALLY SUPRISED OF THIS ONE?
ever watch jerry springer? theres more than one episode with people wearing diapers.
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I want Paris Hilton to be hit by a bus.
yeah this is very fucked up but i dont see why people would make HUGE deal out of it….everyone knows there are a ton of freaks out there….
Ok, I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG time… keep up the good work… unfortunately I don’t think you’ll have to post that crap (pardon the pun) at his church- someone who knows him will recognize him because our world is smaller than we think. No matter how you look at it, it’s deviant behavior.
well, after i hurled the last bit of my mocha, i think i can write. i must admit i took the damn quiz and i got luvs. happy? well, thank you for this disguting yet enlighting post.
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Man, I consider myself a christian but I find your stuff funny. Messed up people like those shown in the pic need to be listed by name in every newspaper. They are some sick folks. Anybody who would defend a guy in one of those pictures is just as bad and probably attend his “parties”. Sick people like that give religion a bad name. by the way KEVIN YOU ARE A FUNNY MAN.
Ok so I’m one of those tbdl type people who likes the diapers and that anyways, so I lose automatically.
Anyways.
I’ve come across this guy’s profile on myspace and personally it’s a little…..unsettling…..to say the least (not the fact about who he is, but the amount and even age group of some of the myspace friends he has is a lil worrying)
Also for anyone who got up in arms about this, welcome to the internets.
Hello,
You can critisize people for their way of relaxing at the end of the day and that’s fine. But where as doing drugs is illegal and drinking leads most often to DUI’s wearing a diaper hasn’t caused a car accident and hasn’t caused someone to lose control of their emotions and attack someone where drinking and drugs do cause a person to do so. Also, those who do this is done behind the privacy of their locked doors. I have been doing it for many years for my own personal reasons. I don’t expect anyone here with such closed minds to understand. It’s clear those here only want to judge and crack jokes to be able to blend in with the others here. God forbid someone have thier own thoughts. Oh no, can’t have that. How about for once people just accept people for who they are? Just as they are. There is nothing wrong with wearing a diaper. Who cares if an adult wants to sleep in a crib made for an adult. Are you living in their home? Do you have to look at it everyday? No. So who cares. Why give them crap about it? Their not shuving it in your face. You went to thier myspace page to view their page. You had to pick it out of the list of profiles. They didn’t reach through the computer and force your mouse to their site. You choose to view the page. So take a little responcibilty here. You can choose not to view it.
-Stanley
you are right you should not make fun of people just because they are different… take a few moments out of your life to realize people who are differenter than may auctly be the normal people and your the wierd one…jump into my shoes for a week see how hard it is to be gay in a school where the 95% of the student are straight… yet out of the remaining 5% only one of those people had the courage to go against the flow of those 99% student who want to fit in and make fun of me because i have the guts to tell people i am GAY and if they dont like me because of that they can kick me out of their perfect straight only world see if i care if another one of my family members shun me, tell me im shit that i dont belong in this world yet… even though my parents have kicked me out of their lifes, i still know their is hope for me and i will not stop for being what i am….. NORMAL