Donkey’s Theory of Doability

There are few hard and fast rules in this world, but one that you can count on with the level of security as say, Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, is this: Guys will bend over backwards to help super-hot broads. In fact, I have a name for it: Donkey’s Theory of Doability.

Exhibit A: Yesterday I was in line at the grocery store. Behind me was a guy with a cartful of stuff to buy. Up walk these two red-hot young ladies with a similar cart that was just about as full as his. This poor sap, unable to control the blood that was quickly pouring from his head to his junk, turns to them and says “Oh, I have a lot more stuff, you can go ahead of me.” As I stared in disbelief, these two bodacious love kittens took him up on the offer as if it was just standard procedure. I was ready to brain the guy until I realized that if I wasn’t half checked-out already, I would probably have let them go ahead of me as well!!

Christ men are shallow saps (Donkey excluded of course). I mean why do we do senseless shit like this? Has it ever ONCE in the history of humankind led to us getting laid?

Donkey tested his theory by showing 20 different men this picture:

And asking them the following question:

If you saw the above woman stranded on the side of the road, would you:

A) Immediately pull over and help her

B) Pass by but use my Cellphone to call for help

C) Swerve my car off the road and run her down

Unfortunately, all 20 of the men threatened to kick my ass if I didn’t leave the shower area at the Gym immediately, but you get Donkey’s point.

Who else has run into evidence that proves Donkey’s Theory of Doability?