Donkey’s family was what you would call “Dirt Poor” when he was growing up. This was long before the days when Donkey began making his millions by becoming a Writer (I’m not a Blogger) and publishing “US Weekly” style blogs with no social commentary that were just designed to promote himself and his friends [...]
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I am a writer not a blogger. I have written for myspace and my own website which makes me better than all of you. Sure I am not published, nor have I been approached by a major studio, but I am a writer and that is [...]
What is the most annoying phrase currently making the rounds in celebrity magazines and crappy-ass shows like Extra? A panel of experts has compiled the choices for you:
A) Baby-bump
B) TomKat
C) Desperate ___________ (Ex: The Desperate Diva was spotted on Sunday dropping a deuce in Central Park while sipping a Carmel Machiatta)
If you said B [...]
What the hell are cornnuts?
A year ago I wrote a blog about cornnuts and I didn’t understand how anyone on the face of the earth could eat them. I always promised that I would do an experiment with cornnuts and write a blog about it. Finally I had the time to conduct the most prolific [...]
Before I launch into this The Ian writes about Tila Tequila all the time, here is his last blog about her. It’s funny stuff, I didn’t want to step on his toes over one of his favorite subjects. But I feel that I need to compare myself to them. I mean after all I am [...]
I’m sure I’m not alone when I say that the Vending Machine is one of the crowning achievements of Humankind. Everytime I approach one, I get chills of anticipation like a kid on Christmas Morn who’s about to see what gifts Old Saint Nick has left for him.
I often get the urge to plug [...]
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