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I am a writer not a blogger. I have written for myspace and my own website which makes me better than all of you. Sure I am not published, nor have I been approached by a major studio, but I am a writer and that is [...]
What the hell are cornnuts?
A year ago I wrote a blog about cornnuts and I didn’t understand how anyone on the face of the earth could eat them. I always promised that I would do an experiment with cornnuts and write a blog about it. Finally I had the time to conduct the most prolific [...]
Before I launch into this The Ian writes about Tila Tequila all the time, here is his last blog about her. It’s funny stuff, I didn’t want to step on his toes over one of his favorite subjects. But I feel that I need to compare myself to them. I mean after all I am [...]
(The gimmick: answer the questions that come out of Parade Magazine which comes with your Sunday paper. They are dumb, annoying, and need to be answered by me because I am too lazy to think of a blog on Monday mornings.)
Q. You wrote: “In Hollywood, it’s fashionable to adopt infants from the Third World.” As [...]
So I had a comment in the last blog with a link to this blog where Holly decided to express her opinion on my last blog. I didn’t want to write about this because nobody gives a shit about this thing. I just want to write fun stuff, that is it but I felt kind [...]
So I woke up this morning to see this in my inbox:
Subject: Fuck you
Body: You are a fucking asshole…
Now, I can assume why he said this. Either I banged his mother last week and he found out or it was something else. I am banking on it was this:
Last night I made a choice about [...]
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