The Evil that is Paula Abdul’s Vagina

So I noticed this little article on the front page of yahoo yesterday morning:
http://et.tv.yahoo.com/tv/13894/
Apparently Paula Abdul is going to have Dr. Phil straighten out her dating life. According to the article Paula has had some issues dating:
“I think the biggest misconception people have is when they hear me say it is difficult to date, and [...]

It’s Not Funny to Make Fun of People with Addictions, Well Unless It is…

I would like to first say that I as an evolved human being should not take any pleasure out of the problems that other people have. It isn’t right to laugh at other’s mistakes, their dependencies, and their issues. Who am I to say that I am better than anyone? I am just a punk [...]

Parade Magazine Questions Answered

(once again the same monday morning gimmick and I lose just a little bit more faith in the rest of the country)
Q. I was surprised by the Grammy nomination for The Agoraphobic Cowboy, a comedy album by Rick Moranis. Who is this guy?
Ted Seely, Lincoln, Neb.
A: You don’t know who Rick Moranis is? You know [...]

An Open Letter to Women Who Wear See Through Dresses at Award Shows

Before I launch into this blog let me give you some facts about me:
-I like hot naked women.
-I like hot semi naked women.
-I like semi hot naked women.
-I like semi hot semi naked women.
-I like most naked women except for Kathy Bates in a hot tub in About Schmidt
Shocker I know.
With that being said I [...]

Random Thoughts

(After the Dakota Fanning blog yesterday there is no real way for me to follow that up Plus I am sick as hell and I don’t feel like writing, so I figured it is time for some random thoughts.)
-Who is the asshole that designed NyQuil? You couldn’t take the time to make it grape flavored [...]

I’m a Walking Yeast Infection: Thanks Subway!

So I ate at a Subway today for the first time in awhile. Why is it that when you leave that place, you end up smelling like a yeast infection?

“Would you like to exchange those chips for a tube of Monistat sir?”

All of the other sandwich places bake their own bread in the store [...]