Amazon WTFs – DVDs

Books and music are out of the way, so let’s take a look at some of the poopydoody DVDs that are topping the bestseller list on Amazon.com.

I liked this movie better the first time I saw it…….when it was called Jesus Christ Superstar.

Am I the only one who vomits in their mouth at the thought of any musical whatsoever, much less one as pretentious as this steaming load? I have an almost crippling aversion to musicals. Why ruin a good story with 3rd rate music and HILARIOUSLY bad lyrics? The other week my wife was watching Newsies and I almost had an epileptic seizure. Yeah, you little kids are tough little New Yorkers – I can tell by your well-choreographed dance routines.

There’s a lotta thinkin involved with this one. I’d rather just block it all out and continue having faith in my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Ahhhhh, much better.

Boy, Disney will do just about anything for a buck won’t they, including cheapening the legacy of a movie classic with a cut-rate sequel. But hey, some tards are apparently buying it. Work has already begun on Bambi III: The Reckoning.

I don’t understand the concept of buying Reailty Show DVDs. Isn’t all of the suspense ruined? I mean, was watching some fat-asses drop some weight so compelling that you need to watch it a second and third time? Apparently so, cuz this is a top seller.

Sigh

Uhhhhh, what the hell is this? Here’s a look at the dope, fly videos included on this DVD:

1. I’m Gonna Catch You
2. We Are the Dinosaurs
3. Victor Vito
4. Walk Along The River
5. Under A Shady Tree
6. Bumblebee (Buzz Buzz)
7. O Susannah
8. The Goldfish
9. Pig On Her Head
10. Moon, Moon, Moon
11. Telephone

It’s as if we’re TRYING to turn our children into mongloids. Pass the ritalin please!

Actually, I love this one. That part where Robin Williams is chasing the lion down the street is just……wait, this isn’t Jumanji?

Will someone please get ahold of Jodie Foster and while shaking the shit out of her tell her that we’re tired of seeing her do the same formulaic action films and overacting the shit out of them? The look she has on that cover is pretty much her entire schtick at this point. That and that whiny, nasally affect she puts on.

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