Big Pimpin – 17th Century Style
So I’m reading this fascinating book called Albion’s Seed about the four main groups from England that settled in America and their legacy on American culture.
And in the section on 17th Century Virginian sexual mores, they have some excerpts from this guy William Byrd’s diary. Who knew these guys were such playas? I mean this dawg got some serious poon!! Check out some of these entries:
Jenny, an Indian girl, had got drunk and made us good sport.
At night I asked a negro girl to kiss me.
I wrote some English till nine then came Mrs. S-t-r-d. I drank a glass of wine to our good rest and then went to bed and rogered her three times.
About eight I went to Mrs. Smith’s where I met Molly and had some oysters for supper and about eleven we went to bed and I rogered her twice.
About nine I walked away and picked up a girl whom I carried to the bagnio and rogered her twice very well.
William Byrd: “My pimphand has much strength. Yes it doth.”
Needless to say, “Roger” is now my favorite word on the planet. Keep on Rollin, William Byrd. Da Game is to Be Sold, not to be Told!
