Amazon WTFs – Music
OK, so we talked about some of the crappy books that are currently Top Sellers on Amazon.com. Now let’s take a look at some headscratching CDs that are top sellers.
This is currently the #1 seller on Amazon. Can someone tell me WTF this even is? I see the word Disney on it, so I know it must be shit. But just to make sure they got the message across, they felt it was necessary to show a bunch of kids in Gap clothing jumping for joy.
Yay, Jack Johnson finally came up with the perfect market for his bland, tepid, same-sounding “music:” Children’s Lullabies. Perfect fit: put’s my ass to sleep in seconds.
It’s as if Barry had a meeting with his PR people and said: “Look, I want to bring my suckiness to the next level. What’s my next move?” PR’s response? “Make an album of 50s hits.” On a side note: Barry’s face is stretched tighter than a tennis racket.
This one’s just too easy. Next Please…
Shouldn’t this garbage have died with the rest of the Boy Bands back in 2000? I guess throwing a bunch of foreign words up on the cover makes it “different”?
The epitome of everything that’s wrong with the Music Biz. Overproduced, contrived shit, spoonfed to the masses. Take your humps and shove em your ass.
Point 1: Why are we still letting these guys make music? Point 2: Did they just run way over budget and say: “aww fuck the album art, just put a wacky smiley face on it.”
I gotta hand it ta this jerkoff. He keeps writing the same song over and over and over again, and people just seem to lap it up.
**Update: Kire sent me this link and it is stunning. Two Nickelback songs played at the same time. It literally PROVES he’s writing the same song. Click on it NOW. Thanks Kire.**
http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm
