Random Thoughts
(After the Dakota Fanning blog yesterday there is no real way for me to follow that up Plus I am sick as hell and I don’t feel like writing, so I figured it is time for some random thoughts.)
-Who is the asshole that designed NyQuil? You couldn’t take the time to make it grape flavored or something?
-If I ever make a movie there will be a montage scene where I team up with someone to get something done while it plays It takes two byRob Base and DJ Eazy Rock in the background. Why? Just because.
-Does anyone remember when MC Hammer challenged Michael Jackson to a dance off? Was he serving him? I still don’t get that whole you got served thing.
-My WTF news story of the week
Russian Squirrel Pack Kills Dog
“They literally gutted the dog,” local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.”When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them.”
See this is why you should never do that whole peanut butter on your nuts thing with your dog because when he goes outside Peanut Butter breath could get him killed. Its just a theory but I am almost positive that is what happened.
-So they just had a commercial for some Lifetime movie about a girl unifying a prom or something where all races could attend or something. It has that Raven Symone in it and I cant believe how HUGE her ass was? Did she blow up or did they just never shoot her from that angle. I mean it was like Jackie from 227 big.
-From the dumbest sports nickname file Shuan White the snowboarder is known as the Flying Tomato, what a dumb fucking nickname. The winter Olympics hasn’t even started yet and I am sick of it.
-Dabi (someone I recommend reading) Brought this to my attention yesterday . The New Vanity Fair… My god. I cant even see straight All blood rushing to
-Now the Cheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong broke up do you think she is going to stop wearing the yellow bracelet?
-Why I hate the news in Southern California. If you haven’t heard yet the paparazzi got a picture of Mrs. Federline with her kid sitting in her front lap while allegedly driving.
This was one of the LEAD STORIES in the news out here. Screw people getting shot in police chases or a major wildfire, we have Brittney Spears driving with a kid on her lap. Apparently they arent going to press charges because they dont know if she was actually driving when the pictures were taken. The reporter actually said that if citizens came forward an investigation would be opened, talk about inviting people to come out and take her down Good times Hmm maybe I was in Malibu yesterday
-When I received my first cd player I can still remember my first four cds in order:
Vanilla Ice To The Extreme
MC Hammer Please Hammer Dont Hurt Em
REM Out of Time
Pearl Jam Ten
Some other blogs I have been digging lately
-Wonder bitch-She has an entertaining take on how to deal with Jehovahs Witnesses
-KarstenThe Negro Oracle Entry Its funny and its right read the comments as well because there are some pretty damn good answers by other good bloggers.
-Super Nate- He writes a damn funny blog but this is an instructional announcement for all those dumb ass drivers that dont understand headlights.
