The Results are in Tits=Ratings
The great social experiment started out slow today with the whole issue of the top blogs not being posted. Plus then when they did post them it was a hodgepodge of the current blogs and yesterday’s blogs. Which kept me out of the top ten, but I am not bitter. Because from there things only improved, the pervs began to come out of the word work and good times were had.
Before I announce the winners of the contest and release the numbers let’s talk about the quality messages I received. I am going to write them all back with a link to this blog… You know so maybe they learn something out of this.
From: carlos
Date: Feb 2, 2006 7:46 PM
yeap it looks like you have a good head in your shoulders.it seems natural that I should try to get your attention
Well at least he read some of my stuff… Or he just saw that there were a ton of words and figured I was smart.
From: ricky
Date: Feb 2, 2006 7:33 PM
your flipen HOT,later
I am not just hot… I am FLIPEN hot… Is that even a compliment?
From: nicholas
Date: Feb 2, 2006 6:34 PM
wuts up i would like to talk to u. im new on myspace n im tryin to make sum friends. www.myspace.com/castontwo it aint much but get at me
English language, Nicholas… The English language, you two should sit down and get acquainted.
From: getting away with murder
Date: Feb 2, 2006 5:31 PM
i want to pull your underwear down sexy body xox bye
Someone is missing a word in there huh or maybe some punctuation? But I got XOX whatever the hell that is, hugs and kisses?
From: John
Date: Feb 2, 2006 4:44 PM
You are so fucking hot. I would fuck you all night and day
Would you really fuck me all night and day? Could you really perform that well? Come on…
From: Leslie
Date: Feb 2, 2006 4:04 PM
If that is a real picture of you, you are totally hott! I’m not a lesbian, but just thought I’d tell you. I just got a my space, and really haven’t collected a whole lot of friends yet. Hope you’d be one.
See ya,
Leslie
I am hot with two t’s Paris Hilton would so approve. At least she explained that she wasn’t a lesbian, maybe Krystal could have made her switch teams.
From: julio
Date: Feb 2, 2006 3:56 PM
hey krystal u look so fine i wanna fuck u througth ur pussy and ur asswhole writte back with ur phone number
Wow… ass whole? What about my ass half? He wants my phone number… How sweet how could I not want to talk to this dude? His way with words almost makes me wish I was female.
I was a little disappointed that I didn’t get any total pissed off messages saying they were pissed that I was a male. That was kind of sad.
So without further adieu here are the results of the great experiment: (again I think these are smaller then what would have happened had the blog rankings have been up on time but anyways)
Blogs Views:2278
with a guess of 2256
There were like five people that guessed 2200… It almost had to come down to the tiebreaker.
Friends Requests: 38
With a guess of 37
Perverted Messages: 12
This was kind of depressing that it wasn’t higher.
Side note: beautiful soul
Was one off both the friends requests and perverted messages, which was cool, it didn’t win her anything but it was cool. She also writes an interesting blog so check it out.
So thank you everyone who participated in this little experiment. I guess I should wrap this up with what I have learned.
Men are perverts.
Tits = ratings or blog views.
Illiterate men use the internet to hit on women which is ironic.
When you have something planned myspace will automatically fuck up.
And to quote the words of the greatest band ever Bell, Biv, Devoe….
“You can never trust a big butt and a smile.”
I’m going to bed… New blog tomorrow… A kind of week in review of shit I wanted to talk about but didn’t have a chance.
