I Guess Education and Travel Can’t Teach You Simple Facts

http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2006/01/30/parishilton/

Paris is currently going through her case with Zeta Graff. Some of the transcripts were leaked and Paris showed off her high level of intelligence.

When asked whether UK publications had reported on the incident, Paris responded: “No, there is stuff in London.” Her lawyer Larry Stein then points out that London is in the United Kingdom, prompting his client to concede: “Right… UK… whatever.”

Yeah I can see where you can get that mixed up… UK… Europe.. Same thing right?

Paris also showed her awareness of the diversity of languages spoken on this side of the Atlantic. “I was in Europe all summer, and all there is is, like, French,” she remarked.

French is the national language of Europe? Ugh.. You would think with all over her travel she would have picked something up.

when the lawyer asked her about one of her companions, who was identified only as Terry, she commented: “It’s a weird Greek name, like Douglas.”

I guess Patrick is an Italian name….

Please for the love of god go away… Forever.