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Celebrity Weight-Loss Gone Awry

By: donkeysosa on 01/18/06 @ 11:07 pm

My wife reads all of those weekly Celeb rags: Us, Star, In Touch, Foreign Affairs Quarterly, all that stuff. It is fascinating to me that week after week after week they post the same stories about celebrities that are “too skinny.” I used to roll my eyes and think “these poor women are damned if they do, damned if they don’t,” but then I saw the following photos, and I changed my tune. This is a very serious matter.

Lindsay Lohan

March 9th, 2004 December 20, 2005

Nicole Ritchie

Movie Premiere: 2002 At a Beverly Hills Gym: 2005

Terry Hatcher

Golden Globes: 2004 Golden Globes: 2006

Oprah Winfrey

Photoshoot: 2001 Hamming for the camera: 2005

Please Hollywood: Stop the Madness

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