Paris Hilton Takes a Piss in a Cab… Money Can’t Buy Class

Paris Hilton’s publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi-driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.
Harden Jamison tells American tabloid National Enquirer the hotel heiress and Simple Life star was too drunk to notice she’d wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.
The disgusted cab [...]

This Weeks Parade Magazine’s Questions Answered

Q. Star Jones is a shadow of her former big-and-beautiful self. How much weight has she lost?
Harriet S., Miami, Fla.
It’s hard not to notice the dramatic loss..
Before:

After:

Right now the estimate is at half a ton. She lost so much weight that she discovered she actually had a penis?? Which makes sense because she married a [...]

I Guess Education and Travel Can’t Teach You Simple Facts

http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2006/01/30/parishilton/
Paris is currently going through her case with Zeta Graff. Some of the transcripts were leaked and Paris showed off her high level of intelligence.
When asked whether UK publications had reported on the incident, Paris responded: “No, there is stuff in London.” Her lawyer Larry Stein then points out that London is in the United [...]

I am Now at War With Beth Stolarczyk of The Real World

I usually don’t write blogs on the weekend because I have other stuff to do. Not pressing stuff, not important stuff, just stuff. But today I was motivated by a message I received:
“F off. You are banned.”
Who did I get this from you ask? A moderator from myspace? Someone important?
Nope…..
I got it from: Beth Stolarczyk [...]

Ways to Cure Hiccups Without Using a Gun

BOGOTA, Colombia — A Colombian man who tried to startle his nephew from a bout of the hiccups by pointing a gun at him accidentally pulled the trigger and killed him.
Police in the northern city of Barranquilla said the distraught uncle then ran out of the house and down the street a few yards before [...]

Derek Jeter and the Winter of the Deep Fryer

Just a quick little blurb before I go into my real blog topic for the day. I had a dream last night, a rather long one but I am just going to cut to the highlight/lowlight of it. I was at an open air mall with one of my friends from back East. There was [...]