Paris Wins the Title of Biggest Whore in Hollywood
So for months I totally talked about writing a blog and making it the great whore off… A Tournament style competition of groupies and girls with morally casual attitudes, which would be fun for all and high comedy. Sadly as I started doing my research for that blog I was disturbed by what I found. There is just no way that I could even write a blog like that. I loved the concept… I mean we could have had brackets and just crazy little blurbs like. “Pam once tossed Kid Rock’s salad after he ate Taco Bell”. But it just isn’t meant to be, why you ask?
Was it because of moral questions? HAHAHA no…
Was it because it was a little trashy for me to write about people’s personal lives? Nope
Was it because it was a little feminine of me to gossip? Screw that.
When I started looking into it I thought for sure that no matter what happened Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra would totally finish higher then anyone else in the competition, making it a two horse or whore race. Put as I dug… One name surpassed them all… In fact she surpassed the totals of both Pam Anderson and Carmen Elektra by more then 5 people easily…
Who is this ultra slut you ask?
Denise Richards? Nope
Christina Aquilra? Nope an angel compared to the others
Mrs. Federline? Try again.
Heather Kozar? Nope… not even close
Tara Reid? Might as well be a virgin compared to the number one person.
Let’s break this down:
Pam Anderson- (11)
Ben Affleck, Scott Baio, Dean Cain, David Charvet, John Cusack, Kid Rock, Tommy Lee (Motley), Bret Michaels (Poison), Marcus Schenkenberg, Kelly Slater, Sylvester Stallone
(Note: I never knew about Affleck or John Cusack… those were my wtf moments of the day. Affleck is such a poon hound… But Cusack? )
Carmen Elektra- (9)
CARMEN ELECTRA has been with:
B-Real (Cypress Hill), Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit), Kid Rock, Tommy Lee (Motley), Mark McGrath (Sugar Ray), Dave Navarro (RHCP, Janes Addiction), Prince, Dennis Rodman, Vin Diesel.
The number one whore? You guessed it… Making her second appearance in my blog in one day… Paris Hilton.
PARIS HILTON has been with: (16)
Nicholas Cage, Leonardo DiCaprio, Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit), “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis, Eddie Furlong, Mark McGrath (Sugar Ray), A.Jay Popoff (Lit), Deryck Whibley (Sum 41), Jason Shaw, Rick Saloman, Jamie Kennedy, Simon Rex, Oscar De La Hoya, Stavros Niarchos, Paris Latsis, Nick Carter
(Note: Nic Cage… where the hell did that come from?)
What is disturbing about this list is the repeat offenders: Tommy Lee, Fred Durst, and Mark McGrath.
Do these guys just sit around in Hollywood attempting to get laid 24-7?
McGrath looks wise I guess I can get. Although he is the least talented of the three which is rather a big insult.
Then Lee… yeah your cooch might rot off but we all know he is hung like a horse… So fine I get that…
But why the fuck would anyone sleep with….
This ass clown
