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Paris Hilton to Open Nightclub

By: Bobby Finstock on 12/23/05 @ 6:10 pm

Paris Hilton to Open Club Paris in Vegas

2 hours, 6 minutes ago Top Stories – AP

LAS VEGAS – Sin City regular Paris Hilton has finally found a place she can call home here.

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Hilton is opening Club Paris and designing her own personal suite at the Aladdin hotel-casino on the Las Vegas Strip. The property was recently purchased by an investment group led by Robert Earl, Planet Hollywood’s founder and chairman.

“Las Vegas is hot, Planet Hollywood is hot and I wanted to be part of the newest, hottest resort in Las Vegas,” Hilton, 23, said Saturday night at the Aladdin when the project was announced.

“I will see everyone back here on New Year’s Eve when I officially open Club Paris in Las Vegas and Orlando on the same night! That’s hot,” exclaimed Hilton, who was wearing a black and gold Roberto Cavalli mini dress and clutching her pet Chihuahua, Tinkerbell.

The Aladdin intends to rent out her suite when Hilton is not using it.


I want to cry. Can someone please fucking run her over.

WHY IS SHE FAMOUS? Could someone explain it to me? She is not good looking, she has no talent. She has no redeeming qualitites. In fact I can’t prove it but she might be the anti-christ.

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

4 Responses to “Paris Hilton to Open Nightclub”

  1. girlwithpain says:

    She says “hot” waayyy too damn much.

  2. mistaken/debbie says:

    hot and she is NOT

  3. Sarah says:

    I am going to one up you with this video: lets lube her up and throw her naked into an all male prison filled with rapist, child molesters, and guys who love all things anal.

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