So I sat down to write a blog earlier. My overly ambitious goal was to go through my friends list and give the people that I talk to regularly a “gift”. Which would have been me picking out a song for them. I got about four pages in and gave up it was way too freaking hard to do… So instead I am giving you all The Beach Boys, “Merry Christmas from the Beach Boys” Christmas album… Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth you ingrates.
Like I was saying in an earlier blog I have like four blogs that I kind of have on tap. I decided that I didn’t like the ideas THAT much so I got lazy and didn’t write them. One was really funny but so negative that it kind of put a damper on the whole Christmas thing. Some ideas weren’t formed all that well, but I still wanted to use them… So this blog is going to be a hodge podge of different things. Like one of my random thoughts but not really… still just as pointless I guess. Merry Christmas or whatever fucking holiday you celebrate… I am not going to wish you Happy Holidays because I hate using the word happy. I like Merry much more than happy…
-What is the point of making Christmas Cookies and not being able to eat them until Christmas Eve? Isn’t that kind of sadistic? I think it is like the blue balls of the food world. Or maybe the equivalent of dating the hottest girl ever but having to wait until you are married to have sex. I haven’t decided yet.
-So if you were a guy and your wife became a lesbian. Then the a girl that you basically stalk after you and your wife break up, she keeps rejecting you tells you that she will never be sexually attracted to you after that… At what point do you just end it all or become a eunuch?
-Why the fuck is it impossible to find cookie cutters during Christmas time? I went to like six different stores and could not find them. Only one store said they even sold them. Is there an explanation for this? I could go buy an elmo doll in a supermarket yet I couldn’t buy fucking cookie cutters? Can someone please explain that to me.
-I have never seen “It’s a Wonderful Life”
-Soon Yahoo it said that actor Brad Renfro got arrested in a drug sting. I think that is the first time his name has been mentioned in like 5 years. Nice work Brad. He got arrested in Skid Row in Detroit. I didn’t know that Skid Row was a real place, I just figured it was an expression for a shitty part of town, and the name of a crappy 80’s Metal Band.
-I can’t decide what my favorite Christmas song is:
Merry Christmas Baby- Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
Santa Claus is Coming to Town- Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)- U2
Run Rudolph Run- Chuck Berry
-Nip/Tuck is officially the worst show ever on television. I sat through the two hour finale, where they revealed the carver. First of all they dropped like 4 red herrings this year trying to make you think the carver was someone else. But you know it wasn’t going to be someone that is important to the show. So they introduce a couple of new characters during the season… Gee I wonder why? Do you think that they are disposable? So why else would you bring them in? It wasn’t shocking it was stupid. TV annoys me.
-I really think “Cathouse the Series” is the best show on television possibly ever. I always wonder what guy would be forced to fork over thousands of dollars for sex. This show totally answers the question. Then there is the total atmosphere of working at a whore house. Like what is the acceptable level of professionalism between hookers? This show answers it… Plus what blows my mind is that one girl was saying that she only comes to the Bunny Ranch like a week a month or for a little bit each year because she has a career outside of that. Is she like a teacher? Well Ms. Jones what are you doing for summer break? Um working at a whore house… What other job can you leave for months at a time? This show just entertains me to no end… Just the whole negotiation aspect blows my mind. This show does create questions about the female gender:
-Can all women just smell money on guys?
-Do women really think that men are that pathetic that they can just rub our back and whisper something in our ears and we will do anything?
-Does everyone have a price?
-http://www.archive.org/audio/etree.php is my website of the year… Live concerts of tons of bands that you can download… Totally legal…
-This whole blog kind of sucks… I am going to pull the plug on it… before it gets any worse…