My commentary on shitty bulletins

Yeah so I think my hatred for bulletins and survey’s is well documented. So two people decided to post four surveys apiece, one even more pointless then the other, instead of bitching about them posting the bulletins I decided to pick out the most annoying answers to each of their bulletins and comment on them.

1. What is your current ringtone?
phoebe’s christmas song from friends

(friends was a slightly annoying show with Phoebe’s songs being the second most annoying thing next to Monica in general. To hear one of her songs every time your phone rings must be punishment for something)

18. Go to your sent texts, what does the 11th one say?
“hi baby – me home and going to bed”

(Me speak English unpossible)

22. Last person that texted you?
deal or no deal – sad huh???

(Okay I have been waiting to talk about this “game” show. Worst fucking idea ever, I am too lazy to write out the premise of the show because it will take longer to explain then to bash it. Basically it’s a game show for the retarded American public. Like “Fear Factor” seems high brow compared to this. I think the next show that they are going to make is the fucking shell game. Or maybe three card monte. It’s so sad that people actually view this.)

7. What did you do this morning?
chatted with my daughter in the patio, had coffee, and did lots of long ass surveys

(shoot yourself)

12. What was the last concert you attended?
tracy chapman

(Is she around still? Or was the last concert you attended in 1987?)

Shower daily?
Absolutely

(See you can really pick and choose what bulletins you answer when questions consist of dumb shit like this… Move on… Don’t answer them. I assume you bathe daily and brush your teeth daily. I don’t need to be told that you do. It’s ok… really… Here is the next quiz for you: Did you wake up today? Did you sit in front of a computer today? Did you log onto myspace today? Did you fill out a survey today?)

Been called a slut/whore?
no

(WHORE… there you can change your answer to that)

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
kinda sorta

(that isn’t a very creative answer)

23. Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is?
no

(you are so off of my friend’s list)

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
janet jackson!!

(interesting answer… If it was Janet Jackson during the Janet album era when she was on the cover of rolling stone with a guy cupping her breasts, I would whole heartedly agree. However, if it is current Janet Jackson I would have to say that answer is incorrect.)

-ever made a hit list?: yes a long time ago in a land far far away

(who wrote these fucking questions? A hit list? Okay Tom Cruise in Collateral.)

I HAVE::

[] done crack.
[x] done opium.
[x ] done PCP.
[x] done prescription narcotics for recreational purposes.

(I have never seen PCP anywhere… I guess it does exist.)

RANDOM
Do you like surveys?: i love them, have u just met me?

(I FUCKING HATE SURVEYS… that would be my answer)

-Current CD In Stereo: all i want for christmas is a real good tan – kenny chesney

(I just threw up in my mouth)

-Current Video In VCR: weekly shows i tape

(One word TIVO)

Alcoholic Drink?
patron

(Seriously I was listening to the radio last night and some talk show talked about how only whores drink Patron)

Band/Artist?
linkin park

(Ugh so little musical taste)

I HAVE::

[ x] done crack.
[ x] done opium.
[ ] done PCP.
[ x] done prescription narcotics for recreational purposes.
[ x] huffed air-duster.

(I don’t think even if I was dumb enough to do crack I would admit it. To quote Dennis Leary why would you do a drug named after a part of your own ass?)

Are you…

[x] bored.
[x] happy.
[x] sad (content)

(How can you happy and sad at the same time? Aren’t they polar opposites of each other, I think doing these retarded surveys have rotted what is left of your brain that the crack has not destroyed)

My point of all this is … there are good decent survey’s and ones that are utterly fucking pointless that have been written by 12 year olds. Stop doing the ones written by 12 year olds… You have the power to choose…

Oh yeah and Merry Christmas to all… and to all a good night… or whatever..