Another dumb myspace bulletin with my answers
Well we all know my distaste for polls and shit like this… So for this one… I am going to answer the questions as Satan…
1. Who do you want to be under the mistletoe with?
Elizabeth Hurley… I might be Satan but I have taste
2. What are your favorite Christmas memories?
Shoving the pinecone wreath up Hitler’s ass
3. Where would you rather spend Christmas this year?
Baghdad
4. What is your favorite Christmas song?
I saw mommy kissing santa claus… I knew she was a whore
5. What do you usually do Christmas morning?
Sacrifice a sheep… hang out with Lee Harvey Oswald and Sinatra
6. Have you bought all your presents yet?
I shop on the net… and no
7. What do you do on Christmas Eve?
Explain to everyone how I am getting the souls of the following people when they die: Paris Hilton, Ron Jeremy, and Ashley Simpson
8. Do you spend Christmas with a lot of family?
Nah not really the holiday is so commercial
9. What do you usually eat on Christmas?
Gene Simmons leftovers
10. When did you find out that Santa wasn’t real?
When I tried to hit him with a SAM rocket… waited up all night for that fucker
11. Do you still make snowmen and snow angels?
snow kind of melts when I lay in it… I do it with corn kernels… we have good times with that
12. Do you still have snow ball fights with your siblings/parents?
Again the whole melting thing is an issue
13. What’s your favorite Christmas movie?
Reindeer games… Affleck is another one that is coming down here
14. What do you like doing over the Christmas holidays?
Usually hit up vail… no just fucking with you
15. What do you plan to do for New Year’s Eve?
Get bombed with Courtney Love
16. What are your usual traditions on New Year’s?
Two words 8 ball
17. Got any resolutions?
Well I gotta see what Chaney and Rove say they are pulling the strings
18. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever gotten for Christmas?
One of those crazy singing bass… Charles Manson is a crazy guy
19. What’s the most expensive thing you’ve got for Christmas?
people don’t really like spending money on me for some reason
20. How early do you wake up on Christmas morning?
I don’t really sleep
21. What do you usually get in your stocking?
a deck of playing cards with playmates on em.. cracks me up ever year… a Hugh Heffner… Can’t wait to hang with you
