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Hitler destroyed facial hair style as well

By: Bobby Finstock on 12/3/05 @ 3:02 pm

I was thinking the other day. I know surprising. Something came across my mind that absolutely is mind boggling.

I think Hitler destroyed the ability for any man ever to wear a mustache like he did. He single handedly destroyed the ability for any other human being to wear facial hair like that for the rest of modern history. If you see anyone wearing facial hair like that automatically there would be a negative connotation with it. I know I have never seen anyone wearing facial hair like that in the 28 years I have been alive. One person basically destroyed a single style, amongst other things. But it fascinates me to think about it.

So I was wondering is there any other fad, personal grooming trait, or product that is held in such a negative light through no fault of it’s own?

Wearing a single glove- Nobody will ever just tool around in a single glove because of Michael Jackson. Your right hand might get colder then your left hand during the winter do to some freak genetic thing, but you know you aren’t just going to wear one glove.

Driving a white ford bronco- You know nobody that is looking for a used vehicle is over excited to pick up a white ford bronco… But it isn’t at the level as the other two.

Other then that I really can’t think of any other style that has been destroyed by one single person…

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

2 Responses to “Hitler destroyed facial hair style as well”

  1. Scott Allen says:

    How about what Napoleon did for those who like to tuck their hand in their jacket? I certainly know I won’t ever be doing that, no matter how inclined I might be.

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