I Like My Spam With a Touch of Christ

I got this message in my e-mail the other day:
Dearly Beloved in Christ, Please send all emails to:assistmelissa@gmail.com
It is by the grace of God that I received Christ,Having known the
truth, I had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight
of God for eternal life and in the sight of man [...]

Brett Michaels Is In Danger

Bret MichaelsDodges Bullet
Tue Nov 22, 8:45 PM ET
Somebody’s gunning for Bret Michaels. The Poison frontman literally dodged a bullet, or at least a pellet, escaping injury after someone fired a single shot into his tour bus Monday night. The “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” singer was inside his luxury coach when the incident took place [...]

I Guess I Might As Well Just Drop Out of School

Hollywood Madam to open Nevada ’stud farm’
By Steve GormanFri Nov 18,10:26 AM ET
Former “Hollywood Madam” Heidi Fleiss, whose previous career running a call-girl ring landed her in prison, is returning to the world’s oldest profession — to open a Nevada brothel catering to women.
Fleiss said on Thursday she has struck a deal with a [...]

I Think I Want A Crazy Friend

Sometimes I wish that I had a crazy ass friend that is way into conspiracy theories. Like thinks that there is a shadow government. Doesn’t believe in talking on phones because he thinks someone is listening at all times. Maybe he occasionally wears tin foil on his head to prevent alien mind reading. Or he [...]

Who Plays White Trash Better?

So this question has been bugging me for awhile. Which actress plays white trash better?
Juliette Lewis

Body of Work:
Hysterical Blindness
Natural Born Killers
Kalifornia
Cape Fear
Too Young To Die
White Trash Look:
She can pull it off. She can make herself look like a girl that hasn’t showered in days and smells like stale smoke.
Overall review:
Solid body of work, mostly in [...]

The Definition of a Cool Mom Gets Shattered

‘Cool mom’ gets 30 years for sex parties

Woman gave high school boys drugs, booze at weekly parties
GOLDEN, Colorado (AP) — A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys during alcohol- and drug-fueled parties has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, officials said.
Silvia Johnson, 41, described herself to investigators as a “cool [...]