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Nov
15

Who Plays White Trash Better?

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/15/05 @ 9:37 pm

So this question has been bugging me for awhile. Which actress plays white trash better?

Juliette Lewis

Juliette Lewis

juliette lewis

Body of Work:

Hysterical Blindness

Natural Born Killers

Kalifornia

Cape Fear

Too Young To Die

White Trash Look:

She can pull it off. She can make herself look like a girl that hasn’t showered in days and smells like stale smoke.

Overall review:

Solid body of work, mostly in the early part of her career. She actually is a good actress but who cares about that. It is all about white trash ability.

Jamie Presley

Jamie Presley

Body of work:

My Name is Earl

Evel Knievel

Joe Dirt

Poor White Trash

Poison Ivy: The New Seduction

MTV Rock and Jock Bowling

Ability to pull off the white trash look:

Um I don’t think it is a stretch for her.

Overall review:

Holy shit look at that body of work… Joe Dirt? Poison Ivy? SHE WAS ON ROCK AND JOCK BOWLING!!!!! But to top it off she was in a movie called “Poor White Trash”….

Result: I think this is a landslide… I mean is there even a debate here?

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Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

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