The Definition of a Cool Mom Gets Shattered

‘Cool mom’ gets 30 years for sex parties

Woman gave high school boys drugs, booze at weekly parties

GOLDEN, Colorado (AP) — A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys during alcohol- and drug-fueled parties has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, officials said.

Silvia Johnson, 41, described herself to investigators as a “cool mom” who “was never popular with classmates in high school” and who was beginning to feel like one of the group.

She pleaded guilty in July to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
She also was sentenced for additional charges of third-degree assault, violation of a restraining order and harassment for unrelated cases involving her husband and children, prosecution spokesman Carl Blesch said.

Authorities said Johnson held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004. They said Johnson provided drugs and alcohol to eight boys and had sex with five of them.

Johnson was to be sentenced on September 26, but the hearing was postponed after she was injured the day before while riding in an SUV that veered off an interstate.

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Man none of my friends mom did shit like this. Even the moms that we thought were cool couldn’t hold a torch to this lady. And really what did she do wrong? The kids obviously didn’t put up a fight.

I can’t imagine how fucked up her social life must have been to turn her to this. She said she wasn’t popular in school. So you have to think back to high school and the geeky people and wonder if they are going to turn out like this. You know the girl with the green booger in her nose that sat in the second row of your English class. She could be nailing 7 high school aged boys a night. A regular neighborhood porn star…

Or maybe that one dorky girl that was in band. You know the one with the braces, glasses, and severe body odor. She kind of smelled like cat piss… Fast forward a few years and there is some 15 year old doing coke off of her ass.

What about the girl that had one leg longer then the other? She was like all retarded in gym class and walked with a slight limp. Although she did have that special shoe that was supposed to even everything out, but she kind of grew out of it. Yeah now she is lining up boys like horns and acting like a circus seal.

So I guess this is a lesson to all the high school boys out there. Wait is there even a lesson in this? I don’t know, I just wanted to make a snorting coke off an ass joke, and a circus seal joke….