This Entertains Me To No End
Paris Hilton “only victim” of crash – spokesman
By Dan WhitcombThu Nov 10, 6:23 PM ET
Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton, whose Bentley was damaged in a videotaped crash that spawned an Internet sensation and a police investigation, was the “only victim” of the incident, her spokesman said on Thursday.
The videotape released by celebrity Web site TMZ.com shows Hilton’s companion, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, slamming her luxury car into a truck as the couple left a Hollywood nightclub with at least two other people.
The car is then seen speeding away from the scene with a scratched hood and Niarchos at the wheel as bystanders and celebrity photographers scatter. Later, Niarchos is shown speaking to Los Angeles police officers who have pulled him over.
The officers then allowed Niarchos and Hilton to leave with their friends, identified by TMZ.com as rocker Rod Stewart’s daughter, Kimberly Stewart, and Talan Torriero, star of MTV’s reality show “Laguna Beach.”
Torriero is heard telling his friends, “I’m the only sober one, lets just go.” Hilton, star of the popular Fox reality show “The Simple Life,” blows a kiss to one of the policemen and is heard saying, “Thank you officer — we love the police,” before she steps into the car.
The Los Angeles Police Department said it has opened an investigation to determine whether the officers should have detained Niarchos, a student at the University of Southern California, to determine if he was driving under the influence of alcohol.
“At the end of the day what seems to be going on here is that Paris is the only victim,” Hilton publicist Elliot Mintz told Reuters. “She’s going to be stuck with the tab of repairing that car.”
Mintz added: “It’s all very upsetting (for Hilton) as you might imagine. But the important thing is that no one was injured.”
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If you haven’t seen the video… Paris Hilton Car Crash
So many questions…
1) Like if you are Greek do you automatically get to bang Paris Hilton?
2) He is a Greek shipping heir… How many are there? Do they all hang out in LA? How many Greek shipping companies can there be?
3) They are leaving a club at 2:30 in the morning. If it was anyone of us we would have had to do the field sobriety test. Then we would have to do a breathlizer in the field, then get railroaded in court. What the fuck… How did he not get run in?
4) “We love the police” Did anyone want to grab her head and smash it into the window over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again?
5) I think I want to be a random paparizzi in LA… How do you get that job? You just get to act like a complete prick and get away with it. I love the fake like concern they have for these people. It entertains me to no end.

















