He Needs to Be Stopped

Federline Rap Posted on Internet
Thu Nov 03, 4:22 PM ET
The dawn of Kevin Federline’s hip-hop career has begun, though it remains to be seen if it will last past breakfast. A track by Federline was posted on the Internet by Disco D, the producer of his upcoming album, “The Truth,” to be released next year.

Though the song has since been taken off Disco D’s Web site, it has popped up elsewhere, giving a glimpse of Mr. Britney Spears’ rhyming, um, abilities.

“Back then, they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead,” he intones in the chorus of “Y’all Ain’t Ready.”

Over an industrial beat reminiscent of Kelis’ “Milkshake,” Federline represents himself as a brash, newsworthy figure ahead of his time. “People always asking me when’s the release date / Well, baby you can wait and see, until then all these Pavarottis followin’ me,” he raps, nicknaming paparazzi after the Italian opera singer.

Tabloids might remark that their photographers are actually focused on his pop star wife. Before meeting Spears, Federline’s career was mostly limited to backup dancing. The couple wed last year and had a son in September.

Already garnering comparisons to Vanilla Ice, Federline’s album appears destined for late-night punch lines. But the 27-year-old does anticipate some backlash from his musical pursuits: “My prediction is that y’all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008.”
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Granted I know that anyone can be a pop singer …. hell Ashley Simpson is… But this… this is going WWWWWWAAAAAAYYYYY to far. I won’t go on about how white guys shouldn’t rap… Because we all know for every good white MC there are like 15 bad white MCs… But then again that applies for all races if you think about it, the whole being white thing just highlights it. (tangent: Is it me or is there a lot of horrible rap? And this whole rapper telling life story thing has reached a new low… I mean I can sum up the entire new 50 cent movie…. Guy grows up wanting to be a gangsta because he lives in a poor ghetto. Becomes gangsta. Meets girls that “touches” him, likes his rhymes, gets arrested on small crime goes to jail, works on rhymes. Gets out, girl convinces him to go straight, he tries to get out of gang, gets shot. Recovers and decides that nothing is going to stop him from his dream leading to big scene at the end where he raps at a show or contest and takes off his vest…. All I saw was the preview and I will bet anyone $100 that is the story of the movie… or at least 90 ight)
Back to the no talent redneck… At this point I know nobody takes this couple seriously… They are just fodder for late night jokes. I seriously think someone needs to sit them down and just tell them stop… Whomever their management is needs to be dragged out into the street, shot, and pissed on… This whole thing needs to be stopped….