Random Thoughts…
Things I think:
-If I had washboard abs I would be so fucking self centered. I would look for a reason to take my shirt off as much as possible in public. Like if someone spilled their drink in a restaurant I would rip my shirt off and hand it to them saying, “Oh no use this, I’ll be fine.” So I would need to own a lot of shitty shirts because you really can’t ask for them back after giving it to someone to mop up spilled drinks.
-Is appearing on TRL the first sign of an artist selling out?
-I feel gay when I read “Details” magazine… is that wrong?
-I still can’t get over the fact that Meryl Streep was in Bachelor Party…
-If you were superman and you had the ability to fly around the galaxy wouldn’t you be afraid you would get lost on your way back? It’s not like you have a map or anything when you are off in another galaxy… You can’t leave breadcrumbs…
-At what point does Adam Corolla become totally over exposed? 3 TV shows, radio show….. Guest on every talk show known to man…
-As the years pass the comedy of Dana Carvey does not hold up well…
-Do you think when a Eunuch goes for a bank loan people cringe when they see his job title?
-I don’t know what annoys me more people with bad taste in movies or in music… Someone was trying to explain to me that Carlito’s Way is the best gangster movie of all time. I wanted to put a pencil through their eye.
-Whatever happened to Heather Grahman?
-Did Clarissa really explain it all? I don’t think so, there are a lot of questions I need answers to.
-Liz Phair has officially begun to depress me.
