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» Monthly Archives: November 2005

The Single Most Depressing Thing I Have Ever Read

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/28/05 @ 8:53 pm

SAGUENAY, Quebec (AP) — A 15-year-old girl with a peanut allergy has died after being kissed by her boyfriend following his snack of peanut butter.
Christina Desforges died last week a few days after receiving the kiss.
The teenager, who lived in Saguenay, about 155 miles (250 kilometers) north of Quebec City, received a shot of Adrenalin [...]




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Tom Cruise Sonogram Baby Watch

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/26/05 @ 2:51 pm

Tom Cruise buys sonogram machine to watch baby
Fri Nov 25, 8:35 AM ET
Not every family can afford one at a price tag of up to $200,000 but actor Tom Cruise says he bought a sonogram machine for his pregnant fiance Katie Holmes so that they can monitor the development of their child.
In an interview with [...]




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Today Really Is Black Friday

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/25/05 @ 9:02 pm

Actor Pat Morita Dies at 73
By TIM MOLLOY, Associated Press Writer1 hour, 7 minutes ago Actor Pat Morita, whose portrayal of the wise and dry-witted Mr. Miyagi in “The Karate Kid” earned him an Oscar nomination, has died. He was 73.Morita died Thursday at his home in Las Vegas of natural causes, said his [...]




The End Of Jessica and Nick: A Breakdown

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/25/05 @ 8:56 pm

Nick and Jessica Say It’s Over
After more than a year of break-up rumors, “Newlyweds” couple JESSICA SIMPSONand NICK LACHEY have decided to call it quits and released this statement tonight:
“After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways. This is the mutual decision of two people with an [...]




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Things I am Thankful For

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/24/05 @ 9:12 pm

Things I am thankful for….
Cocaine- Because without it we wouldn’t have Courtney Love to make fun of.
Christina Agulira- She proved that ugly guys can marry complete whores.
Dick Cheney- I know whatever asshole move I pull during the year will always be topped.
Partypoker and betonsports- Thanks for feeding the addiction guys!
Lindy Englund- Who took the pointing [...]




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Hot For Teacher

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/23/05 @ 9:16 pm

Guilty of sex with student, teacher avoids prison
Attorney abandons insanity defense in plea deal for ‘tired’ client
(CNN) — In a last-minute effort to keep herself out of prison, a 25-year-old middle school teacher pleaded guilty Tuesday to having sex with a 14-year-old.
Debra Lafave, a former remedial reading teacher at Greco Middle School in Temple Terrace, [...]




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