My Your Mom Bulletin

(NOTE: I hate surveys or whatever you want to call them… They are so pointless and are usually crafted by 12 year old girls. I have talked about my distaste for them over and over in my blogs. Once and awhile I will take the time out to fill one out. Here is the results of a “concept survey” kind of like a concept album but applied to the survey idea. I already posted this is a bulletin but figured I wanted to keep it so I posted it here to.)

These are supposedly 26 questions that no one would ever think to ask. Answer them, then REPOST the bulletin:

(NOTE: I have decided to answers these questions all with the same theme… Mom jokes…)

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what’s the first thing you look at?

To see if your mom left any hickies.

2. How much cash do you have on you?

None I spent all three of my dollars on your mom.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with “TEST”:

Your mom’s left breast.

4. Favorite planet?

Your mom’s ass… it’s so huge it actually has three moons in orbit around it.

5. Who is the 4th cell person on your missed call list on your cell?

Your mom gynecologist we were trying to figure out what the green stuff was.

7. What shirt are you wearing?

A shirt that says “Kevin banged my mom and all I got was this shitty t-shirt” I stole it from your room

8. Do you “label” yourself?

Yes as someone that bangs your mom

9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re currently wearing:

Mom fuckers… they sell them at Hot Topic.

1o. Bright or Dark Room?

Dark Room I really don’t want to look at your mom when I am nailing her.

11. What do you think of the person who posted this before you:

I fucked her mom

12. Ever “spilled the beans”?

Of course I am talking about how I banged all your moms.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Do I need to even answer this? Let’s just say it involved your mom, a paper towel tube, a small forest animal, and a jar of fluff.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?

“Please come and treat me like the whore that I am” I got that from your mom

15. What’s a saying that you say a lot?

“Your mom is like a microwave she doesn’t get turned until the meats inside”

17. Who told you they loved you last?

Mark’s mom

18. Last furry thing you touched.

Your mom… tell that bitch to do some maintenance down there…

19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

44 all for my website… Yourmom.com

20.how many drugs have u done in the last 3 days?

I snorted coke of your mom’s ass … what a dirty little whore

21. Favorite age you have been so far??

15… that was when I first railed your mom

22. Your worst enemy?

your dad… he has to be pissed

23 What is your current desktop picture?

your mom wearing the bee outfit from the blind melon “no rain” video

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?

Peyton Manning you better win me some money or I am coming for your mom

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to
change a major regret?

Money then I wouldn’t have to stump so low to sleep with your mom

26 Do you like someone?

Yes of course I do… ugh… I don’t have the energy or creativity to answer….

Now repost with your answers!