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Yes these are my friends…

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/26/05 @ 12:49 pm

So I just figured I would share this with my myspace people… It was rather entertaining.

As most of you know I moved out here from Western, NY last year…. I don’t talk about my friends back there much on here but let’s just say it was never boring. So last night I called my friend Kurt aka Squirty just to talk a little bit about football. I ended up leaving a message because he didn’t answer the phone. I awoke this morning to hear the following message:

(In full squirty drunken slur.)

Squirty: Hey what’s up. Tomlinson is a witch…. I’m in New Jersey at a strip club. You know the Bada Bing from Soprano’s.

Me and JW were making out with a stripper in the bar. I think she wants to go home with us. But then again she just fell off of the stool, so I don’t think she is coming back with us. Anyways I don’t think I am an orgy guy. I will call you later

end of message

What a great message to start the day. Nevermind trying to figure out the entire call. I mean NJ is like 8 hours away from where we all live. I am waiting for the “can you bail me out of jail call” should be any minute now…

Yes these are my friends.

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

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