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The second time this happened to me…. not cool

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/24/05 @ 12:47 pm

hottiebootie001: hey
hottiebootie001: sup?
kp2575: hey
hottiebootie001: SUP?
kp2575: what
hottiebootie001: u in oxnard?
kp2575: yes
kp2575: why
kp2575: ?

Ok in less then two months time I have had two random people IM me and offer to blow me on yahoo messenger. If it were women I would be proud, sadly no… They both were guys… Once again for entertainment purposes I have included the entire conversation

hottiebootie001: what part of oxnard?
kp2575: colonia (for those of you who don’t know colonia is a ghetto with gangsters all over the place… so yeah funny answer)
hottiebootie001: cool
hottiebootie001: u feel like horny?
kp2575: is that even english?
hottiebootie001: u want to get a head?
kp2575: I already have a head
hottiebootie001: get sucked deep throat
kp2575: wtf
kp2575: a) you are a guy and I am straight
kp2575: b) I am not interested
kp2575: c) you have no grasp of the english language
hottiebootie001: i will do u good man
kp2575: yeah but I have gential warts
kp2575: will you lick the puss out of them?
hottiebootie001: sure
kp2575: you need serious help
kp2575: I think I need to vomit

(So at this point I decide to give him my co-worker’s number because I am an asshole)

kp2575: actually you know what let’s meet up here is my number 805-906–9313 my name is Leo
hottiebootie001: haha with your girl?
hottiebootie001: sure
kp2575: no you and me big guy

I wonder if Leo is going to get a call???

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

2 Responses to “The second time this happened to me…. not cool”

  1. Tal says:



  2. Jason says:

    It is strange – unwanted and stupid, but I am reminded…all men, even gay ones are pigs. A chance to get some action is a chance to get some action. No offense to you but with a world of much better looking gay guys willing to fool around with these dudes I’m not sure why they are even bothering you at all.

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