hottiebootie001: u in oxnard?
Ok in less then two months time I have had two random people IM me and offer to blow me on yahoo messenger. If it were women I would be proud, sadly no… They both were guys… Once again for entertainment purposes I have included the entire conversation
hottiebootie001: what part of oxnard?
kp2575: colonia (for those of you who don’t know colonia is a ghetto with gangsters all over the place… so yeah funny answer)
hottiebootie001: u feel like horny?
kp2575: is that even english?
hottiebootie001: u want to get a head?
kp2575: I already have a head
hottiebootie001: get sucked deep throat
kp2575: a) you are a guy and I am straight
kp2575: b) I am not interested
kp2575: c) you have no grasp of the english language
hottiebootie001: i will do u good man
kp2575: yeah but I have gential warts
kp2575: will you lick the puss out of them?
kp2575: you need serious help
kp2575: I think I need to vomit
(So at this point I decide to give him my co-worker’s number because I am an asshole)
kp2575: actually you know what let’s meet up here is my number 805-906–9313 my name is Leo
hottiebootie001: haha with your girl?
kp2575: no you and me big guy
I wonder if Leo is going to get a call???