Things I Learned While Watching ‘The Villa’

So we have a new reality tv channel. Because I am addicted to watching bad television I have been watching “the villa” which is on sky tv I guess in the UK. I have learned a couple of things. For those that don’t know basically it takes four single males and four single females and puts them in a villa in spain I think for like 5 days. Basically they get drunk and hook up.

At the start of the week a computer rates who are the likely matches and at the end of the week it is revealed. Nobody wins anything… It is kind of lame but it is like if trischelle, ruthie, johnny fairplay and every other lush from reality tv moved into a house together.

By the way… If you haven’t seen kill reality and don’t know what an “upperdecker” is …. well you just haven’t lived.

so back to my point this is what I have learned

1- 90% of the people in great britian are horribly ugly.
2- white people can’t dance over there either
3-I can’t understand anyone from manchester speak
4- the english have `15000 terms for hooking up