I Think I Want To Be A Female Cam Whore

Lately I have done a lot of thinking and I have reevaluated what I want to do with my life. For awhile I had my heart set on becoming the next rock, paper, and scissors world champion… but I no longer have the desire. I have decided as of last week that I want to become a cam whore.

I know… I know there are so many people saying, “You can’t be a cam whore.”

I have heard all the arguments…

“Kevin you aren’t a barely legal teenage girl how would visit your site?” I think if I listen to enough crappy pop songs that I could transfer into a barely legal teenage girl. The county fair is in town maybe I could find a Zoltaire machine… (if you get that reference you are my new best friend)

“Kevin your breasts aren’t big enough!” It is all about camera angles, you can make a cups look like c’s with the right lighting.

“Why would you want to be a cam whore they are the lowest form of internet scum?” I know that but think about working about 4-6 hours a day and raking in a ton of money while perverts watch you do the most banal things. I mean… I could cut my toenails for like half an hour and make a ton of money… It boggles my mind.

“Dude guys will be checking you out don’t you find that rather gay?” I go with the ostrich theory, what I don’t see can’t hurt me.

So in closing I am going to set out today on a mission to become a cam whore. Which means spamming myspace with crappy profiles… Posting messages on forums asking you to check out my profile…. And taking pictures with a pouting face, partially naked, and a random ass shot…

Ok … I am way to bored at work….