Random Thoughts…

Random thoughts

-Why do Mexicans love fireworks so much? This is something I have noticed and there is no rational explanation about it. I grew out of the fireworks stage at age like 15… Every Mexican that I work with and the people that live around me have been shooting them off for two weeks straight.

-Myspace observation: If any girl lists their sexuality as “not sure” why is there a picture of Angelina Jolie somewhere on their profile 9 times out of 10? I think Angelina Jolie is the patron saint of bisexuality.

-Remember when MTV cared about music? So I tivo’d live 8 from Saturday and I watched it last night skipping through the commercials. Did MTV’s coverage actually show a band play an entire song? Thank god I got to watch most of it on the web at work…MTV not caring about music… It would be like ESPN making lame ass reality shows…. Whoops… never mind.

-Why do white trashy type people like country and top 40 rap? I just don’t get it.

-I don’t have any scientific data to back this up but I think Ventura is the single mom capital of the United States.

-Do you think the people that came up with the idea to make it so there are only 8 rolls and ten hotdogs in each package also may be behind the Kennedy assassination?

-Does it show that I have issues because I was hoping Peyton Manning wouldn’t play in the dodgeball section on the “Battle of the Gridiron Stars” because I didn’t want him to hurt is elbow and have a negative impact on my fantasy football team?

-I guess this question needs to be asked now. Which is more pathetic that I have a fantasy football team or was actually watching the “Battle of the Gridiron Stars”?

-I am not really big into religion but when you see people following the teachings of a science fiction writer… doesn’t a red flag go off somewhere in your head? Yes I am looking at you Katie Holmes.

-I think the whole “crunk” thing just passed by me.