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Random Thoughts…

By: Bobby Finstock on 07/3/05 @ 8:43 am

Random thoughts

-Why do Mexicans love fireworks so much? This is something I have noticed and there is no rational explanation about it. I grew out of the fireworks stage at age like 15… Every Mexican that I work with and the people that live around me have been shooting them off for two weeks straight.

-Myspace observation: If any girl lists their sexuality as “not sure” why is there a picture of Angelina Jolie somewhere on their profile 9 times out of 10? I think Angelina Jolie is the patron saint of bisexuality.

-Remember when MTV cared about music? So I tivo’d live 8 from Saturday and I watched it last night skipping through the commercials. Did MTV’s coverage actually show a band play an entire song? Thank god I got to watch most of it on the web at work…MTV not caring about music… It would be like ESPN making lame ass reality shows…. Whoops… never mind.

-Why do white trashy type people like country and top 40 rap? I just don’t get it.

-I don’t have any scientific data to back this up but I think Ventura is the single mom capital of the United States.

-Do you think the people that came up with the idea to make it so there are only 8 rolls and ten hotdogs in each package also may be behind the Kennedy assassination?

-Does it show that I have issues because I was hoping Peyton Manning wouldn’t play in the dodgeball section on the “Battle of the Gridiron Stars” because I didn’t want him to hurt is elbow and have a negative impact on my fantasy football team?

-I guess this question needs to be asked now. Which is more pathetic that I have a fantasy football team or was actually watching the “Battle of the Gridiron Stars”?

-I am not really big into religion but when you see people following the teachings of a science fiction writer… doesn’t a red flag go off somewhere in your head? Yes I am looking at you Katie Holmes.

-I think the whole “crunk” thing just passed by me.

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

One Response to “Random Thoughts…”

  1. Emmaria says:

    i live near ventura and i have never noticed that trend…

    hmm

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