My New Arch Enemy
Ok yeah sure… Let’s get one thing straight. I am not gay.
The fact that I watch a show called “Blow Out” about a salon in Beverly Hills does not make me gay… Really… And it is on the Bravo network… Yeah… um…
With that being said I freely admit I have watched this show multiple times. I mean it is the summer there is nothing else on… Ok yeah I am just obsessed with bad reality tv… It is like a train wreck. I am afraid to start watching the Britney Spears show because I think it would consume my life.
So yeah I think this show embodies everything I hate about Southern California. Vapid, shallow, pointless people… pissing money away on things that don’t matter…
On a side note… My friend Michelle took me to a place in LA. Her friend opened a store that sold baby stuff and lame ass puppy t-shirts and it is making money hand over fist. T-SHIRTS FOR FUCKING DOGS…. Ugh I want to vomit. Yeah I mean why shouldn’t your dog have a $45 von dutch shirt? No really why shouldn’t it?
Ok anyways back to the show… “We want to do a show with um Vikings as the inspiration.” Ok… Vikings… then it turned into Vikings meet barbraella um warrior vibe..
WTF?
Seriously… Basically they throw a hairpiece in their hair and make it all spiky. I don’t know how it related to Vikings… but whatever. So this one girl has braids and the person that is running the show sends her back. Saying that the braids didn’t work, but um… isn’t like Viking braids. So they point it out to her and she says, “well maybe I didn’t mean Viking maybe I mean sexy.”
I can’t figure it out either.
I feel so gay watching this show. I am going to goodfellas in now and watch some people get shot… I will feel better.
