Random Thoughts…

-if I was ever going to go into porn my name would be Craven Vag

-has Lynsday Lohan hit the wall or what? My god… over tanning and smoking does impact you a ton I guess… holy shit

-Natalie Portman just shaved her head for a movie role.. she lost her top ten spot.

-I hate when yahoo launchcast plays the clean versions of songs.

-I was listening to Public Enemy’s “Fear of a Black Planet Today”… good times

-I have that feeling that I used to get before Christmas with Star Wars coming out this weekend. Like I am kind of excited but dreading that the day might be disappointing. That is not good.

-I like that Carl’s Junior is going with the whole “we know we aren’t healthy and we don’t give a shit approach” at least they are being honest

-I miss soul coughing

-I think if I ever woke up and I was a women the first thing I would do is go into a ladies room and figure out what you can buy in the vending machines in there… It has to be more than tampons… Maybe some cool thing that us guys are losing out on. Or maybe I would just play with my breasts… ok who am I kidding.. it would be the breasts all the way

-Do you think fluffers put “erection technician” on their resume to class it up a bit?

-I have to say that I love late night cable… I was watching “G-String Divas” on HBO the other night. So this guy was on there that would go in and pay this stripper to basically knee him in the balls, pull his hair, and take all of his money that he has on him. (She orders him to give it all to her and he does.) When asked why does this… she says she feels sorry for him because he lives with his mom? Um.. how do they connect? I am still trying to figure it out.

-Even worse on Penn and Teller’s “Bullshit” they had a thing on counseling and life coaches. One life coach could channel spirits and he charged people $100 an hour to give them advice ranging from financial stuff to relationship advice. At the end of the show they asked him what qualified him to be a life coach. His reply “I’m 47.”
I am so going to become a life coach… it is the ultimate bullshit job.

-I don’t know how I feel about the new Weezer or Beck albums… The new Ben Folds is awesome and the DMB… the jury is still out.

-Would you classify George Thorogood’s “One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer” white trash… because it is on right now and I can’t skip the song… On that note… I think I am going to go buy Team America World Police and watch it