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Apr
27

Random Thoughts…

By: Bobby Finstock on 04/27/05 @ 8:07 pm

Things I have been thinking about while doing the great music project of 2005

-To be an Insane Clown Posse fan are you required to be severely overweight or malnourished? I don’t think there is an in between range.

-If drug dealers are so rich why do they live with their parents? (Actually that is a question in a new book that is out but it entertained me to no end.)

-”An Evening With Kevin Smith” was rather funny but the fact that I sat through close to four hours of a guy talking really made me reevaluate what I do with my free time.

-The Biz vs the Nuge, seriously who would win? The Beastie Boys never really solved it for me.

-When you are drunk and at a concert near the merchandising table and the opening band are there I always feel like I have to buy their cd, no matter if they are good or bad. I think it might be a personality flaw. I feel like Bill Murray walking by the bum in “Groundhog’s Day” I do it over and over.

-I have to admit Natalie Portman is creeping into my top five.

-I am starting to fall in love with itunes… Not the downloading part but the whole organization part of it. I am loading cd after cd in and it is keeping up with me.

-Do you think “Skippy” from “Family Ties” gets sick of people calling him “Skippy”? I am still waiting for a former tv geek to snap and go postal.

Skreetch
Potsie
Skippy
Richard Stabone
Urkel
Jonathan

-How come none of the girls from “Just the Ten of Us” or “Step by Step” haven’t gone into porn? Reruns on USA and TBS can’t be paying the bills.

-I think I am one of only five people that is excited that Ben Folds has a new album out.

-Isn’t sad that Ringo Starr is probably going to be the last Beatle living?

-Who is happier the people that had the …. I was going to make a pope joke but I don’t feel like going to hell.

-You know a big mac has less calories then a Jamba Juice. Yeah no shit, I was shocked too.

-I want a monkey so bad.

-If I ever pull a rip van winkle please don’t wake me up until the whole mini dog fad is out of style

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

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