Places I Don’t Shop

-I love listen to all these people that have strong feelings about where they shop or eat. You know people that are like, “I won’t shop at Wal-mart because of their business practices.” Or they won’t eat at McDonalds because the way they prepare food…

I sit there and think well yeah I won’t shop or eat at certain places either. But I like my reasons better.

Wal-Mart- I will not shop at Wal-Mart because I hate everyone that works and shops there. I go in there and there is always like a lady with 14 kids and they are all running around. Like into my legs and shit. The old guy greeter really creeps me the fuck out too. Plus I feel like I lose 30 IQ points when I am in there, everything is so messy and everyone moves so slow. Also did you ever notice that every time Wal-mart is in a plaza or shopping center a “dollar store” is within three stores? Seriously it really freaks me out. Where I used to live in NY it was like a beacon to all the white trash where we live. You drive the plaza and you see all the trucks with their Nascar stuff on it… Ugh….

The reason why I should hate Wal-mart- Crappy business practices… exploiting workers… destroying small business… the list goes on and on… did you know they consider full time workers there anyone that works more than 28 hours?

Best Buy- I fucking hate going into Best Buy and shopping there…. WHY DO THEY HAVE 20 REGISTERS AND ONLY TWO CASHIERS? Seriously… every time I step foot in there the line like wraps up and down the aisles… And I like only have a cd… Even at Christmas time they have all those registers and maybe four cashiers working. I was in there doing Christmas shopping and they actually had markers saying how much the wait was from that point in line. It was like being in an amusement park except they didn’t serve churros. Drives me nuts… Oh one more thing… If they offer for me to sign up for entertainment weekly again I will have to choke them. Seriously have you ever read that crappy magazine? It is like a step above US Weekly.

The reason why I should hate Best Buy- Really shitty customer service, deceptive business practices and the fact they forget to pay employees for overtime.

KFC- Like once every six months I drive by KFC and I have to stop and get lunch or dinner. Just the thought of it sounds so good. After I eat it my body hates me. HATES ME. I feel like I am hung over… It like kills me for three days… For food that isn’t that good. I just get a weird craving for it though and I have to eat it. It makes no sense.

The reason why I should hate KFC- Yeah those aren’t real chickens.