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Jan
09

Random Thoughts

By: Bobby Finstock on 01/9/05 @ 8:17 pm

So I haven’t ranted in awhile these are some of the things I have been thinking about:

First of all today was the first day of class for this semester. I just had my anthropology class for the first time today. Why when a professor opens the floor to questions people feel the need to ask a question even though it has nothing really to offer?

Here are the questions that were asked….

Girl 1: I don’t get my check until Friday because the school is slow giving it to me. So like I can’t by the book until then… So should I even come to class or what?

Ok… A simple… “I can’t buy the book until next week is that ok?” would have been fine. Why do we need the disclaimer and life story? Couldn’t they have just asked a question after class? Do I need to know their check situation?

My question: Is the final cumulative?

Wow simple, quick and not covered in the syllabus. The perfect question

Girl 2: Um is the class only one hour long?

Professor: Ummmm yes… Well actually only 50 minutes three times a week.

Girl2: So are we going to have enough time to cover things?

Professor: Uh… yes.

Granted the girl probably takes night classes that meet once a week for three hours. But seriously… 3x a week for 1 hour = 3 hours which is = to 1x a week for 3 hours. Dumbass

One more semester at this shit school… Just one more semester

Does anyone play white trash better than Juliet Lewis? If you don’t believe me you need to track down “To Young to Die” quality movie… Well not really but watching her play a 17 year old, white trash runaway, girlfriend to an abusive boyfriend (Brad Pitt) all while trying to seduce a divorced military man with family was amazing… Well not really.

I don’t understand when it rains here in California everything floods. I get why the hills do and why areas that have dealt with forest fires do. How come like every other local street is flooded? Isn’t drainage design a simple concept that every other state in the union can handle except California? I just don’t get it.

Yeah time for a new profile change… I have no idea what to go with this time. I might have to break something old school.

Starburst lip balm is the greatest idea ever.

I got my Jell-O pudding pops this week… Greatest frozen treat ever…

In the last two weeks I have sat through “Troy” and “The Aviator”… I hate movies that are like 2 ½ hours long or more that actually feel as long as they are. Maybe I have a zero minute attention span due to the fact that I have been brought up on MTV? Or maybe film makers don’t fully understand the point of the editing process. “The Aviator” I understand… But “Troy”… You know when I go to a movie I don’t need 14 separate subplots… It can be a little over the top.

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

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