So yeah I had a dream last night where I was three of my friends and we decided to rob Sam’s Club.
We hid in the store until it was closed and loaded up all our goodies into a truck that we left in their auto service department. So then we were going to hide and [...]
My Christmas List:
-A Wayne Rooney Manchester United Jersey … the away version
-The Indiana Jones DVD Box Set
-The Nirvana Box Set
-There is a press release stating the Paris Hilton has scurvy.
-A hula girl for my dashboard like Tom Hanks had in Bachelor Party.
-Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
-World Peace… eh fuck it that [...]
Ok this was a message that my friend Lannsters received today. I think we need to break this down for the true meaning…
I have to say I am glad I am not female…
—————– Original Message —————–
From: Michael
Date: Dec 4, 2004 03:35 PM
hello is ok yes?
(OK… why would hello not be ok? This is already kind [...]
I just watched “Win a date with Tad Hamilton” because I couldn’t sleep.
I have no other explanation.
Irony defined= the girl from my past blogs that is really ignorant and in my speech class. Yeah she is my partner for my second debate. I am convinced god has it in for me.
23 shopping days until Christmas. [...]
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