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My Dream Last Night

By: Bobby Finstock on 12/14/04 @ 8:21 pm

So yeah I had a dream last night where I was three of my friends and we decided to rob Sam’s Club.

We hid in the store until it was closed and loaded up all our goodies into a truck that we left in their auto service department. So then we were going to hide and wait until the store opened.

Well we took to long to hide and the people that came in for the morning shift all started to come in through the back door. I was separated from my friends and saw the door at the end of the hallway in the back of the store opening. So I ran into the bathroom and locked a stall door and raise my legs so no one could see my shoes.

Well Sam Jackson walked into the bathroom with three other people. They were hanging out and talking. So I opened the stall door and Sam Jackson gave me his Sam’s Club smock. He told me, “You’re going to need this muthfucka” I walked down the hallway but the store manager was fixing the copying machine that was right near the bathroom. She starting yelling at me to come back. I ran down the hallway and through the set of doors which was into a pool room. Through the doors of the pool room was an arcade then finally an exit to the outside.

When I got outside my friends had the van that we had in the service center….

I woke up

So this begs the questions

What the fuck was the meaning of this dream?

Is Sam Jackson just cool in everything he does including appearing in my dreams wearing a Sam’s Club vest?

Why do they have a pool room and an acarde that looked like a country club in the back of Sam’s Club?

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

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