Place your bets

Who ends up in rehab first?

Tara Reid
One of the Olson Twins
Paris Hilton
Lyndsay Lohan
Hilliary Duff
Kelly Osborne

I would have to think Tara Reid has the inside track on this but man there are so many possibilities.

Yeah I am really bored at work again…

Did you ever notice like most of Steven Segal’s movies have three words to the title?

Today feels like a Sunday.

I feel sorry for Tony Danza… I don’t know why I just do.

When asked what I was thankful for on Thanksgiving I said,”That I don’t have crabs and that Paris Hilton is around for me to make fun of.” I think my cousin spit his drink up.

I finally got to watch “The French Connection” last night.

Black Tar Heroin is my favorite drug name. Scurvy is my favorite disease name.

Well Botchilism is actually closing the gap on scurvy.