Random Thoughts

Some things I have been thinking about:

I think the Cosby show might have been the most unrealistic premise for a sitcom ever. The fact that Claire Huxtable was in her early forties and had a successful law career doesn’t make sense. She had five kids: Sandra, Denise, Theo, Vanessa, and Rudy. Sandra was in college when the show started. Let’s say she was in her first year of school for arguments sake. That means if Claire, who we assume was 40 at the start of the show, was 22 when she had her. Which would delay her at least a semester to a year from taking classes. Then Denise was born 2-3 years later which would delay her again for almost a year. Then Theo was born within a year or two after that… Then Vanessa within another year after the birth of Theo. Looking at this I see the age breaking down like this.

22- Sandra was born (Claire in her final year of undergrad)

23- Claire finishes her undergrad

24- start of law school

25- Denise was born

26-second year of law school

27-Theo was born

28-third year of law school

29-Vanessa born

30-Forth year of law school

(so at this point Claire has four kids and she is going to law school and then studying for the bar all while Cliff is finishing med school and starting his medical career)

Fucking impossible… it drives me nuts… I mean did they live with Cliff’s or Claire’s parents because there is no way there would be anyone around to care for the kids?

Seriously … what was the deal?

I went to get my haircut last week. Since I moved out here in July I still have not been able to find a good place to get my haircut. So I tried a new place. I walked in and they took me right away. The lady cutting my hair was Korean and didn’t speak English very well. All the other people that worked there were Mexican and they were all speaking Spanish. The Korean lady asked me if I spoke Spanish because she wanted to know what the Mexican ladies were saying. It was like an international version of the telephone game, it kind of freaked me out.

Jobs that I wonder really exist?

1) Porn movie name creator

2) Professional smeller

3) Nudity booth film screener

4) Professional bowler coach

In a marathon who would lose a guy doing the running man or someone doing the moonwalk?