The Answer to my poll

1) Rock, paper or scissors?

Paper… most aggressive players go with Rock… and lazy people do too because it is easiest to throw out there.

2) Who was more annoying on The Cosby Show: Rudy or Vanessa?

This is a trick question. Rudy had the cuteness years… Which throw people off because Vanessa was always annoying but did not read the annoyingness that Rudy in the last two seasons.

3) Which was the most useless child on the Brady Bunch?

People always jump to Jan on this one… But it was Bobby… It always has been.

4) Which animal act would be cooler shitting in your hand and throwing it with no repercussion because you are a chimp or spraying a horrible smell on people and animals whenever you feel like it?

Shitting in your hand and throwing it… Is there anything better then throwing feces? I think not.

5) Which would you rather have an evil monkey to play with or a midget? Please explain.

An evil monkey seven days a week and twice on Sunday, why you ask… It is so simple you can’t really battle a midget like you could a monkey, unless they were an evil midget but I didn’t say an evil midget.

6) Favorite cereal?

Frosted flakes…

7) Is bowling a sport?

Nope neither is NASCAR any thing that involves a high percentage of rednecks is not a sport. I think that is my new rule.

If your gender changed for one day what would be the first thing you would do? (Anything sexual cannot be an answer because it is freaking lame and unoriginal…)

If you are guy changing over to be a women the answer is: Use your sexuality to get whatever you want.

If you are a women changing over to be a guy the answer is: Stand up and piss.

9) Has there ever been a band more overrated over a longer period of time then Aerosmith? Second part: Is there anything more annoying then watching them play “Walk this Way” with a random musical act over and over and over again? It was revolutionary once now it is annoying… that wasn’t really a question… sorry.

While the Dead might be an acceptable answer I still think Aerosmith sucks balls more then producers of Will and Grace.

10) Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Animal… if you answered either of the other two you are sick and demented.

11) If you had entrance music for whenever you walk into a room kind of like fake wrestlers have what would you choose?

“Super Bon Bon” by Soul Coughing

12) Does anyone besides Jimmy Fallon think that there is even a small chance that Jimmy Fallon will have a successful career after leaving Saturday Night Live?

No he was never funny to begin with.

13) What did you have for breakfast this morning? Oh that’s right I DON’T CARE. Let’s actually ask a good question. If you step on a crack do you actually break your mothers back? Is 13 really an unlucky number? If you cross a black cat does that really bring you bad luck? What happens if you own one would that mean your life is a total mess because you would be crossing paths with it everyday?

Superstitions are for religious people… and people that believe in the easter bunny.

14) If Ashton Kutcher is credited with ushering in the “trucker hat” thing why would anyone actually wear them?

He is a fucking hack and people should dress the opposite of him. I am only buying fitted baseball hats or sombreros.

15) Why is Paris Hilton famous? She is really not that good looking, she has no talent, and she is vapid… Give me three good reasons why she is famous… Please… I am trying to figure this out.

She should be killed… She has no redeemable traits.