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Nov
06

Random Thoughts

By: Bobby Finstock on 11/6/04 @ 8:29 pm

Anime is not cool.

It never has been.

It never will be.

I think I hate Kelly Osborne as much as Paris Hilton. She is rude, annoying, and has no talent. It might be a neck and neck battle right now for the person I dislike the most.

Lost is the best new television show. It is actually something worth watching.

I like Jamba Juice… I feel like such a sell-out.

If Ashton Kutcher is credited with bringing trucker hats back in style can they really be that cool?

Did anyone ever think you would be saying Jamie Foxx and Oscar in the same breath? Seriously the guy was in fucking Booty Call.

I think the Breeders song “Cannonball” has the best start to any song. Well maybe Radiohead’s “National Anthem” is just as good.

I hate all these like survey’s and shit on here. There are never good questions. I think I need to design one that asks important shit. Here are some samples:

1) Who was more annoying Rudy or Vanessa?
2) Which Brady child was the most worthless?
3) Which animal act would be cooler shitting in your hand and throwing it or
spraying a horrible smell on people and animals whenever you feel like it?
4) Which would you rather have an evil monkey to play with or a midget?

Is this something I should spend time on?

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

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