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The Smartest Dumbass Ever

By: Bobby Finstock on 10/11/04 @ 10:15 am


Today I decided to actually attend both of my Monday night classes. My first class is a health class that is utterly pointless but required in the great state of California. It is basically high school health yet not as in depth.

The class started in August I have attended only three sessions; the first class, the first test, and tonight. I wish I wouldn’t have gone. Basically the professor reads and teaches out of the book, regurgitating what the books says almost word for word with a couple of stats thrown in for good measure. At break I went up to ask her what I got on my midterm. She showed me my grade in her grade book, a solid B nothing exciting but I was happy considering I reviewed for a total of 15 minutes. When she had the book open I saw that people had like scores of 16, 36, 41 and it totally blew my mind. So I felt like a pretty smart cookie at this point.

I left feeling all high and mighty to my philosophy class. I got their early and took my seat relaxing and reading over some notes. Ten minutes went by and I noticed that I was the only one in the class. I got up and walked out and notice the huge sign by the door saying class was canceled…

A smart cookie indeed, I went from being the smartest man in the class to the dumbest bastard out there…..

Good Times…

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

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