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Can Paris Hilton Not Have Sex Without a Camera?

By: Bobby Finstock on 09/29/04 @ 9:59 am

“Apparently, Hilton didn’t cease shooting home movies after her first sex tape scandal. On Monday, London’s News of the World claimed it had obtained another sex tape, featuring 11 minutes of Hilton in various compromising poses with two different boyfriends.

Hilton spokesman Elliot Mintz confirmed to the New York Post that a gang of thieves had made off with more than $100,000 of jewelry, cash and videotapes from Hilton’s Hollywood Hills pad last month. The 11 minutes of steamy footage is believed to have been edited from the more than 12 hours of stolen tapes, according to the Post, and reportedly features Hilton separately with exes Nick Carter and model Jason Shaw.”

This begs the questions can Paris Hilton not have sex without a camera present? This might be mental health issue that needs to be looked into. Why is this even in the newspaper by the way? God I hate Paris Hilton.

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Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

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